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smuffocate

When some bitch wraps her legs around your head and totaly fuckin suffocates you (skinky muff adds to pain and disscomfort)
Woman 1: hi babe i have somthing for you

Man 1: yeahhh!!!!

woman 1: lay down baby

Man 1: YYEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

Man1:WOT THE....uG..oh...Ug....STOP SMUFFOCATEING ME BITC....Ug.. OHHHHHHH....................

*man cums*

*end*
by TJeva October 5, 2005
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Smuffed

What happens to the torch of a player who quits the TV show Survivor.
Jeff Probst: What do you think we should do with your torch?

NaOnka: What happened to theirs: it should be smuffed."
by AAHGRRRRTM December 15, 2010
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Related Words
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Order The Soufflé

Being that one annoying fat guy who orders dessert when everyone else wants to leave.

Fingering a girl when she's on her period.

Dropping the soap in a prison shower.
Person 1: This dinner was great I'm stuffed.
Person 2: Yeah I have to go back to see the kids.
Person 3: Ah, I couldn't have another bite!
Person 4: YEAH, I'LL HAVE THE SOUFFLÉ
Waiter: That'll take 45 minutes.......
Person 4: THAT'S OK!

Person 1: Why are your fingers so red?
Person 2: I just ordered the soufflé!

Prisoner 1: Yo, why iz tra'quan walking so funny?
Prisoner 2: Nigga Order The Soufflé
by dirtymikeandtheboyz January 13, 2011
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Chestnut souffle

When one jizzes into a sock, then shoves it in another's throat.

Often used as torture, or really, really kinky sex.
"Mr. Bond, if you don't talk, I'm going to have to give you a Chestnut souffle."

"Dude, that chick that I slept with last night was so weird. She asked me to give her a Chestnut souffle."
by Mister Rection September 25, 2009
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Smoup

A group of smurfs .
Person 1: sometimes i really wish smurfing was a bannable thing. 5 smurfs on the enemy, ACTUAL 5 smurfs, how???
Person 2: thats just an F
Person 3: Jeez, smurf group perhaps?
Person 4: A smoup
by AccioBludger June 23, 2020
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soufflé

Background: A soufflé is made from eggs, milk and other substances and the word "soufflé" originates from souffler french for blow up as it is shaped as a mushroom cloud. It is a popular dessert in England.

References: In the T.V. Seires Doctor Who the 11th and 12th Doctor's compainion, Clara Oswald, was nicknamed "Soufflé Girl" as she was always unsuccessfully attempting to make them. She would typicaly burn them or fail to make them rise. Her mother was excellent at making them and on several occasions Clara quotes her mother saying, "The Soufflé is not the Soufflé the Soufflé is the recipe."
In England and France Soufflés are a very popular and widely enjoyed dessert. Desser Soufflé Souffle
by Ronnoc527 August 14, 2015
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smruf

a pole dance around the penis whilst giving a blow or hand job to another man.
as many people can be invloved
"have you done much lately?"
"nah, just been having a smruf"
by abdul fannyyyy April 21, 2010
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