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detroit smoothy

When you shit, piss, and jizz in ur partners mouth. Then she chews it all up to mash it down then after that she gargles it. Once shes done those, you then get a straw and drink it from her mouth.
Larry: hey babe can we try a detroit smoothy tonite?
Monica: ok, but dont overflow my mouth
by ryenizzel May 26, 2010
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pineapple-smoothy

when, during intercourse, excessive lubricant is utilized to compensate for the pricklyness of newly regrown pubes.
"She hand't shaved her muff for two days, so we pineapple-smoothy-ed."
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Vagina Smoothy

The act of laying on your back , legs spread with a spoon full of yogurt making airplane sounds being hand fed to your vagina. If you do a squeeze your coo-coo muscles at the appropriate time the spoon will come out clean. You then shake your hips back and forth to mix the yogurt with your natural lubricants making a vagina Smoothy.
Yo, my girl had another yeast infection so we grabbed probiotic yogurt and a spoon to make a Vagina Smoothy.

You cleaned your spoon, now you’ll have a vagina smoothy
by Knowledge Sponge July 1, 2023
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Hot fish smoothie

When a woman has a fermented vaginal infection, oozing out a warm, stinky substance
Aidan: Bro, this girl I was with last night had the worst hot fish smoothie
Wilson: What the hell is a hot fish smoothie?
Aidan: Ya know, when her cooch is all warm and stinky and sticky
by HotFishSmoothie April 13, 2021
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cha cha real smooth

to recover a situation badly
me: accidentally calls my teacher mother saves it by saying fucker afterwards
also me: cha cha real smooth
by reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeman May 24, 2019
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J-Smooth

The best rapper in the game. Snapchat sensation; legend; aka Jesus.

J-Smooth is commly found around the North Kingstown (RI) area where all the bitches roam.
"J-Smooth is very hot"
by mellogenus9 October 14, 2019
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Smoochy Dreamer

Smoochy Dreamer is a sub genre of wrestling fanfiction that deals exclusively with the romantic pairing of Chris Jericho and Stephanie McMahon. The term also describes a person who enjoys reading and/or writing for this genre. Sometimes shortened to Smoochy when discussed between their ranks.
I'm in the mood to read some Smoochy Dreamer fics.
by somenerdonline July 18, 2010
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