stooling

The act of pretending to sit on a stool without anything to support you.

A true stooling lies somewhere between a squat, and standing fully erect with your hands flat on top of your thighs. Trying to get as close to 90 degree angles as possible.

Sometimes done against a wall, or in front of a monument out of respect.

I was stooling last night out the front of Rob's house, here's the picture

Check out my awesome stool!

Do you want to go stooling together?

by TheDirtyDoctor June 14, 2011

smooking

Otherwise known as nasal felching, to smook, is to clean a partners nasal cavities with your tongue.

Jim is Smooking Brenda until she sneezes in his face.

by Rocketflaps May 3, 2016

Smooving

Something that is moving smoothly

Those deadlifts were smooving for reps.

by WhoIsDagny August 26, 2021

Smooing

Doing something, always sus. Flashlight.

Look at him smooing.

by nice-and-smooth September 1, 2021

SpoolingDiesel

Proof that people will charge money for anything

Another mercedes benz mod by SpoolingDiesel for 20 dollars...

by ruralurban24 February 8, 2023

spooling

Siting or laying in a sexual way. Similar to spooning and usually leads to forking.

Alyse and Mango spooled and spooned until they forked.

by wgbeg March 13, 2005

smoling

a mix of smiling and loling at the same time, i like to call it smoling

shaun said to sofie: "Today, a friend and I had a discussion about dinosaurs and came to the conclusion that t-rexs were only angry and aggressive because their arms were too short to hug one another. MLIA."
sofie was smoling at this

by coolkid2 October 19, 2009