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Smoker

A greasy and weird person that everyone strongly dislikes. Smokers usually have greasy hair and wear the same clothing every day.

This person will tend to hang around with you or your group of friends. A Smoker is someone you have ditched or attempted to ditch before.

To avoid a smoker just yell "smoker" then run away as fast as you can. Smokers are usually slow and will not be able to follow you.
Bob- "I hate that guy. He's such a smoker."

Phillip- " oh hear he comes, Smoker!!"
Bob- "Run!"

Derek- "look out hear comes a smoker."
by MADDOG199411 June 15, 2011
mugGet the Smokermug.

Smoker

A person who doesn't care about the people around them or care about how they smell. Often surrounded by burn spots from dropped cigarettes or accidental burns.
Tom is a smoker. He smells terrible.
by kaosmoker September 30, 2018
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Smoker

noun. A phrase used to describe a person who would give a fellatio to another man
by Stevey Dent December 8, 2002
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Smoker

Someone who smoke's alot of weed and does it succesfully.
Must be able to pull fat bong's.
"Man, that dude is a sick smoker."
by Diego July 18, 2003
mugGet the Smokermug.

the smoker

When a man has sex in a girls tracheotomy hole.
I did the smoker and was able to cum in her lungs.
by J-long-rod July 6, 2008
mugGet the the smokermug.

The Smoker

Annoying girl who complains of chronic illness yet smokes like a chimney, cries poormouth but wastes money on cigarettes. Hobbies include surfing and defacing signs of able candidates.
"If the Smoker is in such a financial problem, why does she spend half her money on cigarettes?"
by Barry G. September 8, 2004
mugGet the The Smokermug.

Smoker

The name given to a person who you believe is a professional cock smoker and should be as such addressed as smoker as a mark of respect.
Hey Smoker, yeah you! Get me another bourban and coke
That guy is such a smoker
Piss off ya smoker!
by BOD August 27, 2003
mugGet the Smokermug.

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