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smoking up a check

The act of spending the majority of a recently-acquired sum of money on cannabis and cannabis-related products, then promtptly using them over a short period of time
“Darius got paid on Thursday, and spent the entire weekend smoking up a check.
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smoking hot

A very HOT chick, SMOKINGGGG HOT!!!

Nice thighs, nice tits, nice booty, nice everything!
My gosh, Miranda Kewr is smoking hot
by Guisumba March 21, 2012
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Smoking Google

A term used to describe incriminating evidence found on one's computer relating this person to a serious crime. More specifically, suspicious searches conducted on Google only a few days prior to a crime.

For example, if a man was murdered by his wife, who poisoned him with sleeping pills, the "Smoking Google" would be the searches conducted by that wife for topics such as 'sleeping pills,' 'sleeping pill overdose,' 'poison pills,' et cetera, obviously linking her to the crime. Smoking Googles are most commonly found by investigators and can be key pieces of evidence in a trial.

This term is most commonly used in place of the older cliche`, the "smoking gun." This term was recently used on the television show "In Session" by Vinnie Politan.
a. Hey man, did they find that lady guilty?
b. Yeah, the cops found the smoking Google.
a. What was she searching?
b. How to kill a husband, killing a person, jail time for murdering your husband.
by Skhj March 17, 2010
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Smoking on the porch

When a girl starts to tickle your butthole and maybe penetrates it with a finger, but only a one knuckle allowance. Anything over one knuckle is smoking in the house and that's simply not allowed.
I mean she was hot and was down for whatever, I let her smoke on the porch but nothing more. She was a classy broad. (Smoking on the porch)
by Karlos Danger January 23, 2017
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Smokinghotgf

A goddess to be worshiped by everyone. Every night at 8:30 pm ppl pray to her for exactly 3 hours
Brad: Do you believe in smokinghotgf supremacy?
Chad: no, I don’t

Brad: get fucked! XD
by Smokinghotgfsimpofficial14 January 17, 2021
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smoking cat

A tobacco industry term used to describe a tattletale teenager who tells on his friends after they tried smoking for the first time
Ernie snitched on his friends for smoking, hes a smoking cat
by pipeman88 May 29, 2021
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Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar

The Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar from Chapter V
"Advice from a Caterpillar" from the book "Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland" by Lewis Carroll. Is a 3in tall blue caterpillar that sits on a mushroom smokeing as discripeted a vary larg hookah. This Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar first word to Alice come in the form of a sleepy toned queston "Who are you?" Another famous quote from The blue Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar is “One side will make you grow taller, and the other side will make you grow shorter.” In the fantasy movie “Alice in Wonderland” 2010 film by Tim Burton, Alan Rickman played the voice of the blue hooka smokeing Caterpillar.
"Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar"

Chapter V
Advice from a Caterpillar
The Caterpillar and Alice looked at each other for some time in silence: at last the Caterpillar took the hookah out of its mouth, and addressed her in a languid, sleepy voice.

`Who are YOU?' said the Caterpillar.
by firedragon45 December 7, 2010
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