smamtarded

the state of being smashed, hammered and retarded from the over consumption of alcohol

Neal was so smamtarded last night, he hooked up with that whale

That girl sent a ten second projectile of barf all over my house. She was smamtarded.

by dragonslayer523 June 3, 2009

SCOAMF

Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure, used on conservative and libertarian blogs to describe both the performance and the person of President Obama.

That SCOAMF really jacked up the economy.

by Moronette August 25, 2011

smomn

smomn is an acronym for "squirt milk out my nose." used to denote someone who is laughing at the same time drinking milk. this milk would projectile out of said nostrils of such the person that is laughing in that no one would have any clue if this person had not said smomn. this was made in an attempt to deteriorate the use of lol, which is majorly overused now.

person1: i farted
person2: smomn
person1: wtf?
person2: don't worry about it

by backoffmoron January 18, 2010

smoating

smoking weed while boating

"Hey are you going to Lake Pilsbury this weekend?"

"Yeah man! I plan on smoating on the lake all day looonnnggg!"

by funfettihouse May 31, 2009

shmameron smoady

A person (usually male) who wrangles poon for a living, likes smalking smike smish, is more likely than not lead harmonica player for a country/punk band.

Did you see that shmameron smoady unfold the booms on that beho?

by tgit1004 December 14, 2010

smamzing

a cross between smashing and amazing can be used to describe a variety of things

1)that song is smamzing
2)you look smamzing mate

by Katy G-nius January 5, 2009

Smame

Smame is something you can say to anything but it is mostly used as something you agree too.

When you are agreeing with someone. Person 1: Im so bored today
Person 2: smame

by SMAMMEE September 17, 2020