Smartypooper

A person who is a know-it-all
Derived from partypooper

"Don't use my smartypooper lingo against me!"

by Neema Nanna February 9, 2009

Litty Titty Joe Smitty

A man with tits that every woman wishes she had. Envied by anyone with the XX chromosome pair. Even envied by some with the XY. Everyone wants the Joe Smitty titties.

"Litty Titty Joe Smitty is what I want inside of me."
"Dude, you see that girl? She almost has the titties of Joe Smitty."

by sassynipples6969 February 25, 2019

Smarty

A nickname for a person of great intelligence, often a women with strong features, extremely beautiful and exotic.

"Hey, Smarty, what's new? I missed you."

by MAUI May 24, 2005

Smirt

A word used to describe people who flirt while they smoke outside their office buildings or pubs.

God that hot chick is such a smirt, I wish I smoked.

by Jack Denny October 1, 2006

Mrs. Smartybitch

What you call a dumb fucking bitch who thinks she's really fucking smart, but she's bitchy about it.

Petra: Hey, did you know if you eat carrots, they make you orange?
Chris: Uhhmm... are you fucking stupid, no they don't.
Petra: Yes they do! I asked my doctor when I was 4!
Chris: Holy Fuck! Your dumb...
Petra: It's true, I swear! Your the fucking dumb one...
Chris: ... mhrrmmm... whatever you say Mrs. Smartybitch...

by KU$H August 6, 2010

Smarty-Pants Phone

Anyone who uses their smart phone to try to impress people. Usually described by someone who does not own a smart phone.

Guy: "Check out what my new iPhone can do! Don't you wish you had one?"

Girl: "Oh, you think you're such a big shot with your Smarty-Pants Phone."

by The Mountain Cat July 29, 2012

Smirtle

Something that contradicts itself in a pleasant manner.

That is so smirtle.

by bob-the-builder August 28, 2013