smirk

a smile that finds something funny, not necessarily in a scornful way.

Kate found the situation entirely amusing, apparent by the slight smirk on her face, which was really just a display of her enjoyment of the moment.

by booyaha April 14, 2014

Smirked

A cocky smile or arrogant gesture often displayed at the misfortune of others.

The bitch smirked at the quadriplegic attempting to reach the soup cans on the high shelf of the grocery store.

by Ghouligan July 24, 2016

text smirk

When a person texts someone of the opposite sex that they are interested in. Usually the text is of a sexual or flirtatious nature and causes the individual texting to get a unique smirk across their face.

Bob: Hey look at Jim's face! He must be texting that girl he just met last night!
Garry: Bob how do you know that?
Bob: Garry look at his face, he's got one of those stupid text smirks!

by CraziPali November 26, 2009

Captain Kirk smirk

A look of self-satisfaction after just defeating your nemesis. Named after the legendary Captain Kirk.

Me: Everything I tell you is a lie. Now listen carefully.. I'm lying right now...

My last Date (who looks like she could have been a Stepford Wife): Error! Error! Does not compute.

I leave with a big captain kirk smirk as my date, who was acting like a total fucktard by not wanting to have casual sex with me starts emitting sparks and smoke from every orifice in her body.

by Alfie The Horndog September 5, 2005

smirkel

n. a closed-lipped grin of condescension and felt superiority. Origin: the characteristic facial expression of the nerdy television character, Erkel.

v. to smirkel.

Jess tripped and fell on her ass at the restaurant, and the girl at the other table smirkeled.

by Felipe L. September 22, 2007

Sirrumpin

Butt cheeks fluctuating up and down in a loose pair of PJ's with no panties underneath, causing seam to sink into butt crack.

Can you quit walking back and forth in front of me. All that Sirrumpin is making me horny.

by dalycitybadgirl April 7, 2011

Sirred

verb

When someone calls a male stranger "Sir".

Specifically applies when the guy who got 'sirred' hasn't accepted that he's getting old and doesn't think there's enough of an age difference to warrant it. Doesn't count during retail transactions or any circumstance where the younger person is working and trying to sound professional.

Male equivalent of 'Ma'amed'

20yo male to stranger passing by "How are you, Sir?"

30yo male to stranger "Uhhh good man"

30yo male to friend "Holy shit that guy just sirred me, do I really look that old!?"

friend "Yes. Yes you do. I always thought you were like 45. Anyway you gotta let it go man, you're getting fucking old!"

by mr uef October 23, 2011