To be considered one of the best alcoholic beverages to hit stores.
A six pack of Double Blacks will guarantee a great night.
Tastes excellent and goes down easily.You sometimes lose various garments in the ensuing night of blurry double images and meeting with the floor.
Rather cheap comparatively, the Smirnoff Double Black is an excellent choice for a good night.
A six pack of Double Blacks will guarantee a great night.
Tastes excellent and goes down easily.You sometimes lose various garments in the ensuing night of blurry double images and meeting with the floor.
Rather cheap comparatively, the Smirnoff Double Black is an excellent choice for a good night.
Dugong: Hah! Remember the time we got nailed off those Smirnoff Double Blacks and went and smashed a heap of shit at the Christian School?
Bettsy: Hah! Yeah man that was sick!
B Rad: Was that the time you taxed that randoms sprinkler and wrapped it around the Jesus Statue?
Dugong & Bettsy: HAHAHAHA! I can't remember......
Bettsy: Hah! Yeah man that was sick!
B Rad: Was that the time you taxed that randoms sprinkler and wrapped it around the Jesus Statue?
Dugong & Bettsy: HAHAHAHA! I can't remember......
by Bettsy@Tnnm September 8, 2007
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Guy #1: You're such a bitch for drinking Smirnoff Ice.
Guy #2: Well at least I'm not going to pass out and get teabagged.
20 Minutes later...
Guy #3: Dude, nice form on the teabag!
Guy #2: Thanks.
Guy #2: Well at least I'm not going to pass out and get teabagged.
20 Minutes later...
Guy #3: Dude, nice form on the teabag!
Guy #2: Thanks.
by TM September 8, 2004
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the most amazing thing that has ever hit australia. vodka and cranberry or vodka and blood orange in a box and casked. not technically goon, but affectionately thought of as a goon bag due to australian's lack of knowledge/similarity to the infamous goon bag
person one: dude, i wanna drink goon tonight. or maybe i should drink vodka... but fuck i don't have enough money.
person two: man, just combine the two and get a SMIRNOFF GOON BAG, they're only $22!!!!! and taste GREAT
person two: man, just combine the two and get a SMIRNOFF GOON BAG, they're only $22!!!!! and taste GREAT
by loalal November 10, 2010
Get the Smirnoff Goon Bag mug.Contrary to the other listed definitions , is not a bitch drink with low alcohol content. In fact it has MORE alcohol content than the average beer. It also tastes WAY better. Drinking piss does not make you more of a man.
Scenario 1
Guy 1 : (Is drinking smirnoff)
Guy 2 : You drink smirnoff? LOL!
Guy 1 : Hey idiot , read your beers label and read my smirnoffs label
Guy 2 : ....... what the.... WHAT THE HELL! BEER ONLY HAS 4.2% ALC AND SMIRNOFF ICE HAS 4.5%?
Guy 1 : Yes , you're an idiot.
Scenario 2 :
Guy 1 : (Is drinking Smirnoff ice)
Guy 2 : Smirnoff? Lol fag!
Guy 1 : (smashes bottle over douchebags head and knocks him out)
Guy 1 : (Is drinking smirnoff)
Guy 2 : You drink smirnoff? LOL!
Guy 1 : Hey idiot , read your beers label and read my smirnoffs label
Guy 2 : ....... what the.... WHAT THE HELL! BEER ONLY HAS 4.2% ALC AND SMIRNOFF ICE HAS 4.5%?
Guy 1 : Yes , you're an idiot.
Scenario 2 :
Guy 1 : (Is drinking Smirnoff ice)
Guy 2 : Smirnoff? Lol fag!
Guy 1 : (smashes bottle over douchebags head and knocks him out)
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Get the smirnoff green apple mug.1. Vodka flavored like sour green apple usually purchased for 8 dollars for a mickey and 10 dollars for a fifth.
2. A vodka flavored for women, men usually buy green apple when they want to fuck a broad.
2. A vodka flavored for women, men usually buy green apple when they want to fuck a broad.
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