Smurffed Adoptee

A feeling "blue" coming of age adopted child, whose adoptive parents will not or cannot provide him with information on his or her birth family.

There is only one known worse situation than being condemned to adopted smurffdom. This added predicament comes instantly to mind, when recognized, is that the victim must face the world as a freckle-faced, red-headed, adopted step-child!

"I'm feeling sad and blue," said the smurffed adoptee after newly informed of his non-being status.

by gravy111 November 14, 2010

Smirkface

A rap group containing rappers with unmistakable swag and some of the illest flow that keep booties shaken and rumps roastin' all over the country

"That new smirkface track sure is bangin'!

by long division April 14, 2009

smifflin

acting like something crawled up your ass and rubbed you the wrong way.

"yo why u smifflin?"
"my boss jus smurfed my wife"

by popgoesthef***ingweasle :) September 20, 2011

smiffed

to make someone disappointed by not doing something that they are expecting you to do

I was smiffed by my colleague after giving his assurance he would look after the situation only then to pull a sicky and leaving me high and dry- hanging someone out to dry.

by itsmint69 November 14, 2012

smitff

Shoot me in the fucking face. Used after any minor inconvenience.

EX: I hate my outfit, smitff.

by Pleasesmitff April 1, 2021

Smiffer

One caught in the act of sniffing womans chair or seat.

Hey donovan I caught your dirty uncle smelling girls bicicyle seats at the flea market again today, he is a dirty old smiffer

by IB Dohf December 18, 2008

Smiff

To out think or out do.

I totally smiffed him during the debate.

by Cathy March 9, 2004