smeffy

A small ugly meffy person.

Hey look at you.
Fuck you smeffy.

by partric pants July 4, 2007

sperfy

nifty, cool, special, wack

Christopher Robin is so sperfy!

by Meggies October 13, 2004

smerfin

1. givin somebody head

Man you look like you be smerfin like shit!!

Aye you smerf

by D.C. babygirl July 9, 2006

smerdy reeba

Smerdy Reeba: Croatian for smelly fish, but translated into english by dirty suburban kids meaning stank pussy.
Ones vagina that resembles the smell of a dead walrus. Generally found in women with lack of personalities and women who suffer from sea donkeyness.

Amanda who convienently has no personality has a smerdy reeba.

by Mike Reilly March 14, 2005

Smurfy

Usually short, cute and sexy as fuck.

Not necessarily blue, though can increase sex appeal if so.

Someone who is a visual sensation and 89% of the time, under or around 5ft6.

Examples: She is well smurfy, omg she's smurftastic, let's go smurf hunting, I am the smurf hunter, where there's a smurf there's a way, no smurfs = no party.

1. *friday night, 8 pints down in the local*

"Come on lads, get the nets ready, we're going smurf hunting"

2. As a female walks buy, your walking companion will make a "mmm sound", to confirm their accuracy, "smurfy"

by Turnero October 30, 2014

Smermy mervin

The name for a weird old guy who frequents cafés, talks at the staff in generally contradictory ways, and somehow thinks he's friends of said staff. A general nuisance.

"salutons my main man how was your shift?"
#shit, smermy mervin came in and smerved all over the place, wouldn't stfu, and didn't fuck off for ages"

by Thomaz jarkerz December 1, 2017

smurfy slut bun

A slut who spends more and more money on her hair to make herself feel better but it ends up blue and other colors of the rainbow. Then she puts it in the slut bun.

Look at that smurfy slut bun. She looks like an insecure slut.

by funkypants88 May 28, 2018