smeg

it is a sagging piece of skin that
connects the main tubular segment of the penis to the flesh sack that holds and supports (scrotum) the sperm producing organs (testies)

poo wee! my smeg sure needs a wash, it
is starting to emit a cheese like odour

by jg July 22, 2004

smeg

manky shit, or a word from the Red Dwarf TV series.

Oh smeg I left the oven on, now the house has burnt down!!!!

by Hawker February 14, 2004

smeg

The unique and delightful smell of a male grundel.

MMMMmmmm, the smeg of that grundle gives me a huge erection.

LICK MY GRUNDEL FAG, AND TELL ME WHAT MY SMEG IS LIKE!!!

by Lo Pan (the real dude) October 30, 2003

smeg

a white crust that forms around the genitles when you do not shower

You're a stupid doushe-bag with smeg for brains.

by fanboy who does not wash March 16, 2005

smeg

Junk, such as gaffa tape and leads left all over the ground after roadies have set up for a band..

Ahh, theres smeg everyware!

by louis October 22, 2001

smeg

cheesey plasma surrounding the end of a penis.
usually eaten by a "micki".

micki sure got rid of all my smeg

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

smeg

A group of young teenage males that dress like wankers, have bizarre "fashion" haircuts and usually was their legs. Usually loud and boisterous.

"look at that smeg over there"

by pandammonia August 24, 2009