smear

this is just gross. don't ever say this word because it is associated with a test that females have to endure once a year and it's not very pleasant.

Damn! that pap smear was off the heezy-fa-sheezy!!!

by nickel May 15, 2003

smears

Smears is just another way of saying awkward.

Joe: Dude but I hope Brittney don't go if I go in Friday because Joe is gonna come. Then you prolly will, then she will. Then it will be kinda smears because I will be hitting on other girls...

by .meow.mix.69. May 29, 2011

smear

vb. to smear. taking two fingers and sloppin' some gristle out from under your nuts - then proceeding to wipe the sweaty nappiness on someone's face, neck, etc.

we were four hours on the road, and i had developed a dire case of stink nuts, so, merely for bullshit purposes, i smeared my buddy's cheek.

by nonemuch February 19, 2003

smear

smear can be used in any context u desire noun adverb adjective and even insult its prety much anything you want it to be at that given timee

would you quit being such a smear
did you check the smear on that one
yo did you get the smear
andres and alex are the biggest smears on this earth

by andruuu July 21, 2008

smear

a nice insult or nickname you can give to anyone. It can be used to spice up a boring name, and is quite catchy once it because a part of your vocabulary.

Quit being such a SMEAR!
HEY! Stop it! you SMEAR!

by Kim (Matt's Girlfriend) August 16, 2003

smear

To call someone a 'smear' or 'pap' or 'pap smear' or most commonly - 'pap smearian', is one of the worst possible insults available. Describing them as the by-product of a woman's annual 'pap smear'.
Based on a woman's 'pap smear'.

"Yo, 'pap', you are filthy!"
"Check out that 'pap smearian'."
"Hey, 'smear', quit 'smearing it' and give us a hand!"

by Diego July 12, 2003

smear

noun: someone that looks like a gine

You're a fucking smear, you know that. Or pass me that bong you smear!

by dwight April 15, 2005