smear

this is just gross. don't ever say this word because it is associated with a test that females have to endure once a year and it's not very pleasant.
Damn! that pap smear was off the heezy-fa-sheezy!!!
by nickel May 16, 2003
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smears

Smears is just another way of saying awkward.
Joe: Dude but I hope Brittney don't go if I go in Friday because Joe is gonna come. Then you prolly will, then she will. Then it will be kinda smears because I will be hitting on other girls...
by .meow.mix.69. May 05, 2011
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vb. to smear. taking two fingers and sloppin' some gristle out from under your nuts - then proceeding to wipe the sweaty nappiness on someone's face, neck, etc.
we were four hours on the road, and i had developed a dire case of stink nuts, so, merely for bullshit purposes, i smeared my buddy's cheek.
by nonemuch February 20, 2003
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a nice insult or nickname you can give to anyone. It can be used to spice up a boring name, and is quite catchy once it because a part of your vocabulary.
Quit being such a SMEAR!
HEY! Stop it! you SMEAR!
by Kim (Matt's Girlfriend) August 17, 2003
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smear can be used in any context u desire noun adverb adjective and even insult its prety much anything you want it to be at that given timee
would you quit being such a smear
did you check the smear on that one
yo did you get the smear
andres and alex are the biggest smears on this earth
by andruuu November 08, 2007
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smear

To call someone a 'smear' or 'pap' or 'pap smear' or most commonly - 'pap smearian', is one of the worst possible insults available. Describing them as the by-product of a woman's annual 'pap smear'.
Based on a woman's 'pap smear'.
"Yo, 'pap', you are filthy!"
"Check out that 'pap smearian'."
"Hey, 'smear', quit 'smearing it' and give us a hand!"
by Diego July 12, 2003
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noun: someone that looks like a gine
You're a fucking smear, you know that. Or pass me that bong you smear!
by dwight April 15, 2005
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