smear

a small bear

can i call the small bear the smear?

smear by Bob B. Bobberton October 16, 2025

SMEAR MERCHANTS 

A Term coined by Carl Benjamin (AKA Sargon of Akkad), which describes a people or a group of people who tend to thrive off of dishonestly smearing a person's character, through deceptive or misleading interpretations of their actions or words. Often by taking something they said out of context, and representing it as something completely different .

"I'm not apologizing for anything you dirty, dirty smear merchants"

SMEAR MERCHANTS by GidonGrey July 14, 2020

smear campaign 

An extra-meaningful word similar to "slander".

"People like to run smear campaigns about the Bush Administration.....you'll also see LOTS of smear campaigns in high school."
-me

smear campaign by Dave May 19, 2004

Smear the queer 

Played with an object that can be tossed and easily carried such as a balled up t-shirt, football, or shoe.

Play starts when object is thrown into the air. Players may either snatch object out of the air or wait until it lands. If the object lands, the person closest to it MUST pick it up. (Group will use judgement, or someone who wants it can just pick it up.) Once a player is in posession of the object, they try not to get tackled. Once tackled, the object is thrown into the air (or at a particular person) and the game starts over. Play usually ends when everyone is tired or when someone gets hurt.

I am feeling really hyper and have a lot of energy, so lets get a group together and play smear the queer!!!

Smear the queer by mopheadcellist July 26, 2009

smear campaign 

A dirty political campaign run against your opponent, using exaggerations, lies, and/or quotes taken out of context, in an attempt to scare or disgust the public against that candidate.

See also: the 2012 Obama re-election campaign against Mitt Romney

The 2012 presidential election used a smear campaign against Romney, implying that he didn't pay taxes, had a war on women, went around with his dog tied to the car, was a high school bully, hated 47% of the country, and was nothing but a rich greedy douche. The Obama administration, Mother Jones and some members of the media used dirty tactics. Too bad, the economy probably would be much better if he were president, but we'll never know now.

smear campaign by ChickadeeDoo January 29, 2014

smear factor 

You know, when your wiping "down there" and know matter how many times you wipe it comes up just like the first wipe, shity.

Toilet paper companys love it when Bob's smear factor is HIGH, he goes through a hole roll sometimes.

smear factor by craig john December 6, 2006

smear job

When you're trying to bang a girl with your mega huge soft-on which keeps sliding around the anal/vaginal region.

Jeff gave Ashley a Smear Job with his raging huge soft-on.

smear job by Smearmaster November 27, 2009