by Ethansbigpenis August 7, 2022
Get the Seaner things mug.What you're promised on an ocean cruise, but generally it's only what you'd expect to see if you venture out on da "wavy water --- just endless expanses of brine and lots of herring gulls!
In Lewis Carrol's hilarious poem, "The Hunting of the Snark", da navigationally-clueless captain of da hunting-party used a "complete and absolute blank" map of "da sea", which was "without da least vestige of land". Just plain old "seanery" to be had out in da middle of da Atlantic, he probably figured, so why use a map dat shows anything different?
by QuacksO April 5, 2024
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A short man with a chip, who likes to pontificate without evidential foundation, who also has an extremely weirdly shaped head. Retarded to the point of reversing evolution, one who shocks the system with his never-ending diatribe and drool-inducing comatic drivel. Think “I Am Sam” meets “Motormouth”.
A short man with a chip, who likes to pontificate without evidential foundation, who also has an extremely weirdly shaped head. Retarded to the point of reversing evolution, one who shocks the system with his never-ending diatribe and drool-inducing comatic drivel. Think “I Am Sam” meets “Motormouth”.
Fucking hell Gavin, stop being a SMEALER and shut the fuck up.
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That Shia Lebeouf looks like a right SMEALER with his head shaved.
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That Shia Lebeouf looks like a right SMEALER with his head shaved.
by dwarft0sser February 15, 2024
Get the SMEALER mug.Waves and spray, duh... not much else to see where there's nothin' but salt water from one horizon to da other! :P
In Lewis Carrol's hilarious "Hunting Of The Snark" poem, da "only knew how to navigate by tinkling his bell" captain was using a "map of da ocean" which contained nuthin' but "seanery" (i.e., just showing open water over da whole of da chart --- "Other maps are such SHAPES with their ISLANDS and CAPES!"); it's true dat da crew loved it because it was super-easy for their dim-witted brains to understand, but said "perfect and absolute blank" chart wasn't much good as far as being usable to actually plan a course for the ship to follow.
by QuacksO February 19, 2024
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by DIRT_BEETLE April 23, 2024
Get the Smeager mug.A smart tweaker. Someone who acts smart while doing tweaker shit. Smeakers are tweakers that actually accomplish goals that benefit their life without illegal activity. Tweakers are not smart and will accomplish illegal activities to get what they need to keep tweaking and never get further than that.
If you're a smeaker not a tweaker you're going to tweak yourself to success, while a tweaker will tweak themselves to failure and jail. Be a smeaker not a tweaker if you're tweaking.
by StinaBeans July 17, 2025
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AARON FIWATSON has the neck tattoo that appears on SWAN SONG one of LED ZEPPELIN record company labels and it is consummated.
This is a PARALLELISM FRAME.
AARON FIWATSON has the neck tattoo that appears on SWAN SONG one of LED ZEPPELIN record company labels and it is consummated.
ME is a SHIT SMEARER as someone has taken possession of the CURSE PURSE and I met the other day as " he is on a call right now" and for a little he was walking around in circles with the CURSE PURSE , as quite a JIGSAW PUZZLE to try to solve as powerful paradox CIRCULAR REASONING as an IMPASSE for anybody to say the least as well with MORTALITY TABLE CONSTRUCTION not a smooth demographic by no means to RESOLVE anywhere.
I know exactly what to do to go absent at the MANDATORY SEX PARTY and what that is for this MANDATORY SHIT SMEAREE and SHIT SMEARER as releasee those other place garments.
Both AARON ANAL ALAN ELECTRICITY LOTS OF OTHERS and the AMAZON WONDER are the greatest SHIT SMEARER as it is pretty neat when you " GIMME A LITTLE SIGN" , "tell me about your BABY as talking about the PHYSICAL GRAFFITI in the STALLS of RESTROOMS is the toast of the town and the top prize goes to that CARTOON PENIS and second is which in GOOGLE ALPHABET'S EYES is I HATE to tell you as just like ADELSON PICHAI says with the PAGE "WHAT DIFFERENCE DO YOU (SEX ACT) WANT? and furthermore where is that DIZZY GAY person as I have this 45 rpm gift as " HORRAY FOR HAZEL" , " she put me down , she made me a clown. And by the way , on the RIM is that BLOW JOB here on stage because EVERYBODY LOVE'S A CLOWN especially all those PLAYBOYS and PLAYGIRLS.
I know exactly what to do to go absent at the MANDATORY SEX PARTY and what that is for this MANDATORY SHIT SMEAREE and SHIT SMEARER as releasee those other place garments.
Both AARON ANAL ALAN ELECTRICITY LOTS OF OTHERS and the AMAZON WONDER are the greatest SHIT SMEARER as it is pretty neat when you " GIMME A LITTLE SIGN" , "tell me about your BABY as talking about the PHYSICAL GRAFFITI in the STALLS of RESTROOMS is the toast of the town and the top prize goes to that CARTOON PENIS and second is which in GOOGLE ALPHABET'S EYES is I HATE to tell you as just like ADELSON PICHAI says with the PAGE "WHAT DIFFERENCE DO YOU (SEX ACT) WANT? and furthermore where is that DIZZY GAY person as I have this 45 rpm gift as " HORRAY FOR HAZEL" , " she put me down , she made me a clown. And by the way , on the RIM is that BLOW JOB here on stage because EVERYBODY LOVE'S A CLOWN especially all those PLAYBOYS and PLAYGIRLS.
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