Smashley

A large woman weighing over 300 lbs. A nick name for a certain type of person. Similar in use to calling someone a Jerry or a karen.

I'm going to the all you can eat buffet in hopes of picking up a nice smashley. I was going to cook bacon but when I was at the store a rude smashley bought out the entire stock for herself.

by Escobar Marineros July 6, 2019

Smashley

1. overactive in their text messages (NOT ON SILENT!!)see typeractive
2. takes advantage of free condoms
3. loves the futon. loves ON the futon.

This weekend, her roommate pulled a Smashley ...i swear she had sex on the futon five times!!

by Ho Ho and Chi Chi December 6, 2007

Smashede

A stampede of drunks.

After the bar closed there was a smashede of drunks out the door.

by The FDH October 12, 2010

Smashley

When a girl named Ashley is mad she will become Smashley. Referring to the well-loved Marvel character known as Hulk who catchphrase is, "Hulk Smash". When Ashley becomes mad and frustrated she may want to also smash. As a result of her smashing she as known as Smashley.

Maddie: Ashley are you okay

Ashley: Grrrr no

Agatha: Oh no...... it's Smashley

Ashley: (turns big and green) SMASHLEY SMASH ( everyone runs for their lives)

by Hyhghhh April 29, 2019

smashley

a fucking bitch that everyone hates

smashley is a fucking bitch

by midnight twinkle May 8, 2017

Smashlee

A stupid sac chasing whore, who will play on your heart strings, and make you feel happy and in love with her, then cheat on you and rip yr heart out 13x over, and has no feeling of remorse towards you. Makes you feel and think you don't exist, and are worth nothing.

Yo is that bitch gonna pull a Smashlee on that dude, that's the coldest shit I'm the world, fuck that bitch...

by Bax907 April 10, 2024

Smasheyes

Fairly varied in it's use, but essentially the act of being or getting horribly drinks/drunk in an extremely short period of time. Violence and nudity can ensue.

I got so smasheyes last night, I tried to get off with my mum.

Don't look over there at him, he's fucking smasheyes, he'll kick your fucking head in...

Let's throw caution to the wind and get smasheyes

Old Smasheyes is back!

Ahhhhh! I'm fucking SMASHEYES!

by Drinco November 10, 2008