smashley

Someone named Ashley who can't hold her alcohol. A combination of the words smashed and Ashley. Originated from an episode of Dave Chappelle.

Dave: "OMG who gave Smashley that bottle of vodka?"
Brodie: "Wow, looks like someones gonna be cleaning up vomit tomorrow"

by bromole September 9, 2008

smackable

An ass that just makes you go crazy! A nice big firm ass.

"Damn, that girls ass is smackable!!"

by bodebldr2000 May 22, 2006

Smashley

A combination of the words 'smashed' and 'Ashley'. What happens when your friend Ashley has one too many shots. Symptoms include, but are not limited to, bouncing around, hugging everyone, high-fiving people for no apparent reason, laughing hysterically, and falling on the floor.

I absolutely love my Smashley :)

by brittster_33 July 13, 2009

Smashole

A substitute word for calling someone a pussy/ an actual vagina.

Mark was being such a smashole; he didn't talk to any girls at the party and got his ass beat.

Her smashole was so beat I had no choice except to leave immediately.

by Dr. Snicklefritz November 2, 2010

Pulling a Smashley

When someone gets a new job, and attends all the training but quits before the actual job starts. Usually occurs because that person is a stoner that cannot remember the code for a satsumi orange.

I ended up pulling a smashley the other day. I learned during my job training I would need to memorize the table numbers at the pizza joint. :(

by davesnothereman April 23, 2010

mashable

Mashable is a term used to describe two or more online applications that work together and/or within each other. This is achieved by means of Application Programming Interfaces (API). Mashable is most often used in the context of social networking applications such as MySpace, Facebook, and YouTube.

That online application is mashable!

by Jobe Roberts August 20, 2007

Smashley

A girl named Ashley who tends to be a slut. Generally having a loose vagina, resulting in it being "smashed"

Smashley is a slut!

by OHYEAHHxx318 November 25, 2010