smarty party

when a large group of boys and girls gather and the girls finger themselves then shove smarties up their pussy and ass then the boys spin the bottle to choose a girl then lick out the smarties

At The Smarty Party.
girl: *fingers herself and puts in the smarties* "ok spin the bottle"
boy: *spins bottle* (to boy2) "fuk man i got the blonde 1!"
boy2: "eat her out"
boy: *licks and sucks the smarties out of girl*

by computer whore July 16, 2006

smarty jones

A smarty jones is when a girl grabs your limp dick and pulls it as far as she can. When it's fully stretched out she lets go and it snaps back and hits you.

I'll give you a smarty jones

by VZ December 28, 2005

Smarty Pants

Someone who is actually smart.

Smarty Pants is someone that is getting a Ph.D. in Economics after subtly stating that she has already gotten an Political Science degree and is currently further completing studies in Statistics and Economics.

by Texan In Madrid May 16, 2011

smarty fuck

Ignorant son of a bitch of less than average intelligence convinced they are the smartest fucker on the planet.

You my friend are a smarty fuck.

by Tbear22 January 25, 2017

smarty barby pants

The definition of some people that is smart but when they call you smarty, you call them back this.

-the smart human being- Hey smarty
-normal human being- shut up smarty barby pants.

by dskjndU December 30, 2021

smarty pants

1. an insult for a very clever person,

2. someone that droped spartys down their pants! ha idiot.

1. (clever person gets an answer right)
'your such a sparty pants'

2. 'Oh no i droped my smartys down my pants and now they are all in my pants and are crumbling and melting and im dripping with chocolate and everyone is looking at me but it feels quite nice!'

"look hes a smarty pants'

by i-no-u-luv-me January 26, 2006

smarty art nigger

nigger with an education.

The Reverant brotha Mista Al Sharpton

by Baphomet April 9, 2005