Smarthole

n. One who obnoxiously asserts his/her intellectual superiority. Conjoinder of 'smartarse' and 'arsehole'.

"Who rammed a stick up your arse, smarthole?"

by El Farmerino September 16, 2005

smartphone

A mobile device that is infinitely smarter than the human that uses it while driving.

Do you know what caused the accident on the interstate?
Yeah, the news said it was some moron driver using his smartphone.

by plasmax April 29, 2014

smartphone

a mobile phone which has computerlike software on it, these days resembles PDA's...

this new smartphone runs 239078 games and has a cool-colored backlight

by deice May 27, 2003

smartPHOWNED

When an Iphones auto-correct gets the best of you.

Person 1: Hey man what's up?
Person 2: Nothing much just defacating outside
Person 1: Why the hell would you do that?
Person 2: Shit I got Smartphowned I meant to say decorating

by Ipwntehnoobs January 16, 2011

Smartphone

A pocketable PC with internal memory, large screen, keyboard, file storage and runs on 3G CDMA or EDGE Networks. Smartphone are capable of using email clients such as exchange.

The RIM Blackberry 9630, Droid Cell Phone or The HTC Incredible are highend Smartphones.

by Matt Sunn April 30, 2010

snartphone

a ghetto smartphone that 'corrects' your words to be misspelled, even though the word was spelled correctly to begin with.

"...you know I'm always up on your Facebook status lol on my 'snartphones' 'ftw'..."
'smartphone' was changed to 'snartphone'
'wtf' was changed to 'ftw'

by sillygirl#001 November 21, 2009

Smartphone dead leg

The loss of feeling in the legs due to prolonged smartphone use whilst sitting down, in particular on the toilet.

"Whoa candy crush just gave me mad smartphone dead leg on that last poo break!"

by Droobilicious August 21, 2013