Smallville

(N.) What he said plus more. Actually, it IS worth watching. It's worth watching Superman cry and bitch about not having Lana. It's worth watching Lana do the same thing to Clark. It's worth watching Chloe do the same thing as well. It's worth watching Pete end up in the hospital from the latest Freak of the Week. It's worth watching the Kents in their over-dramatic form. It's worth watching Lex Luthor fall ass backwards into some crazy situation cause he can't mind his own buisness. It's worth watching at least five random people get killed each week and nobody cares because they were just extras. (the Star Trek situation) And it's worth watching the crazy, teenage mutant ninja freaks such as the Shapeshifting Superdyke, Tina Grier. So when you take all of this into consideration, it IS worth watching!

It's not a drama, it's a comedy!

by G-Union December 18, 2003

Smallville

Describes an enterprise that once showed potential, but now has become pointless.

This show (job, relationship) used to be great, but now it's Smallvilled.

by MetropolisGal May 17, 2005

Smallville

Just about the worst show ever made, along with Charmed and the Gilmore Girls. The idea that this girly-lipped, staring poof could ever be the future Man of Steel is bad enough, let alone using the Superman story to make a fucking soap opera for teenagers.

Bring on your thumbs downs, you clueless 14 year old slurries!

Simpsons Comic Book Guy: Smallville? Worst...show...EVERRRR!

by Choda Boy 57 January 13, 2007

Smallville

Fucked-up, fictional TV place where numerous, horrific problems are caused by the arrival of alien Kal-el (aka Clark Kent - a young man with amazing supernatural abilities.)

His original mission was to rule the earth, but that's been changed by his own earthly morality. This yin-yang is the cause of everything bad that happens in Smallville and most of the nearby cities in Kansas.

Smallville would be normal if Clark Kent had never landed.

by Jim November 25, 2004

Smallville

v.
to virginally get naked with.

x: dude, so'd you score?
y: nah man, we just smallvilled.

by Nerd February 04, 2005

Smallville

n. A show on the WB in which Tom Welling stars in. Slutty girls, but Tom welling is sexy!

"Smallville, starring Tom Welling, is the best show because he is so freaking hot!"

by Emily December 06, 2003

Smallville

-Nickname for Superman (Clark Kent)
-Small town in middle Of Kansas
-WB TV show about teenage Clark Kent
-Big, Hard and Strong, just like the dude.

What i saw wasn't any dick, it was a Smallville

by McChickenNugget November 13, 2016