Smackledorked

A term meaning fooled around with

Bob: Time, he's not dead, he's just acting like it.

Tim: Damn it! that's the fifth time I've been smackledorked today!

by James Ritchardson January 17, 2009

smackledwarf

when SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs thought that the health inspector was a fake thinking he was just getting free food.

"We've been SmackleDwarfed!"

by Anonymous July 23, 2003

Smackhead

A heroin addict, normally someone who shoots or smokes meth. Using the term smack, in the slang because normally heroin causes people to nod out, making someone come up and smack em on the head.

C'mon Charlie! Get up. *Smacks the back of Charlie's head* Quit bein a stupid smackhead! We got shit to do

by Suuuuuheilyyyy October 3, 2017

smackledorf

totally and unknowingly tore up

man that guys face is all sorts of smackledorfed

by tim hill January 1, 2004

Smackadilly

A rude person; one who has no humor

Sally: Did you see Chad at the party?
Trish: No, but I saw Robby.
Sally: And?
Trish: He was being a smackadilly.

by thesilentfalcon January 3, 2011

Smackadamia

A name for a girl’s woo-hoo that is of a higher class. It contains magical powers that may incite excitable and uncontrollable responses. In many countries it is considered kryptonite to the sausage king. Smackadamia nuts mature after flowering and must be allowed to ripen. Machinery for cracking the shell has been designed for processing purposes, in addition to several efficient hand-operated crackers, which produce a nut undamaged.

Her Smackadamia is out of control. It is like kryptonite to my soul.

by Smackadamias July 28, 2009

Smackwad

Akin to Smacktard slightly less offensive however. One can often call their friends a smackwad without being punched in the nuts on account of it not implying they are a retard... just a jerk. While -wad can be applied to a multitude of derogatory terms to imply the person is not just a 'jerk' for instance but a WAD of it (emphasis), smackwad is one of those words you can use is everyday conversation without really offending anybody enough to suffer repercussions.

A fool, a jerk

A: "I just swore infront of our head of year and she flipped on me..."
C: "Smackwad..."

C: "Aah! You spilled crap on me. Jesus, when will you stop being a smackwad?!"

by TopherD November 10, 2008