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smackbook

Facebook, the most addictive website in the world. Also 'crackbook.' In some circumstances, smackbook may be more appropriate to say than crackbook.
Yesterday I spent 14 hours on smackbook, which now rivals only my heroine addiction in competition for my free time.

"Hey man, I saw your girlfriend dumped you on crackbook! You are one pathetic loser!"
"Seriously, I am so done with this smackbook."
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Southside Slickback

When a dirty ass girl decides that its a better idea to slick her hair back into a ponytail, than it is to take a shower. She pulls it back tight against her head and adds product to make the grease look planned. She isn't fooling anyone.
Teri: Did you see that girl over there with the Southside Slickback?

Val: No but I could smell her.
by Valma DooDoo August 14, 2011
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Kentucky Slickback

A body modification where a person with testicles stretches their scrotum towards their anus and attaches it to their frenulum with a series of piercings and jewelry. This modification should be initially done in a warm environment to allow for maximum stretch distance.
Wow, I can't believe that Gage chose a Kentucky Slickback for his first piercing, but I have to admit, it looks good!
by 95celica August 27, 2021
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Smackban

Adj. - to simultaneously smack and ban a deserving noob.
Eve smackbans Primo while MadHatter laughs
by Hunter22Prime September 19, 2010
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sackrack

a woman with abnormally saggy tits(breasts for you lay people)
wow look at that sackrack, her boobs down to her knees!


kid: mommy, how come that lady has boobs down to her ankles?
mother: because she is a sack rack sweety
by Watamellon's Zipcode July 11, 2005
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Snackpacked

When you take the lid off of a snackpack of Pudding, and it has pudding on it. Then you hit someone with it.
I snackpacked John in the eye for calling my mom fat.
by jeffrey canzani May 9, 2005
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SmackBaby

A baby, whose mother used heroin(smack) during the 9 months of pregnancy.
Unfortunately Frank, this baby is a smackbaby
by randy Farris April 5, 2011
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