Slytherin

This is the house in Hogwarts where all of the racists go.

"I'm not a slytherin! Some of my best friends are mudbloods!"

by Fred and George Weasley April 16, 2007

Slytherin

Great lovers of cheese, synonymous with DEATH.

Most commonly used in conjuction with 'of DOOM'

And of course, incredibly sexy.

What does Kreacher get from Hermione for Christmas in OotP?

DEATH

by Biggles March 18, 2004

slytherin

slytherin ah one of the great hogwarts houses they are known to be cunning determined and resourceful I am a slytherin myself and it is the best house

she is such a slytherin

by h0gwart3 May 12, 2022

Slytherin

A slang term for inserting one's flaccid penis into the mouth of a sleeping person.

She fell asleep while I was giving her a massage so I gave her the Slytherin.

by Calypte October 31, 2007

Slytherin

The most ambitious house at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry but seek only malicious things. Students in this house have the ability to go far in life but are stopped by their pure evil-ness.

Draco Malfoy is a smart kid, but because he is a slytherin, he is doomed to become a follower of Lord Voldemort.

by Valleygirl92 June 02, 2009

Slytherin

The house with the evil bois and Voldemort supporters.

Blake- I got Hufflepuff on my Pottermore quiz. What'd you get, Erin?
Erin- I got Slytherin.
Blake- *dials number* Hello, yes, 911? I need you to send police right now.

by taco_55 January 07, 2019

slytherin

the house in hogwarts where the kids are smoking crack and getting butt-fucked.

draco malfoy, slytherin's eir is one big crackhead and one big narc and not to top it all one dumb fuckin ass dipshit!!!!!!!!!!!

by jackson, j May 04, 2006