shitcicle

A piece of fecal matter shaped like an icicle either on or off of a stick.

Damn Tom, did you eat a shitcicle for lunch? Cause your breath STINKS!!

by Reckless01 February 3, 2008

Squitcicles

Squitcicles are long, dangly formations of poo, usually formed around a man's anus, due to long unkempt hair found in this region.

Squitcicles are generally painful to remove, requiring a long, and slow pull, in order to slide them off the hair, without ripping the hair out by the roots. An alternative method of eliminating Squitcicles is to run them under warm, soapy water, as this dissolves the fecal matter, and leaves the hair sanitised in the process. However, this is not always possible in public.

Squitcicles are usually the result of a bad, or incorrect method of wiping, or sometimes resulting in no wiping whatsoever. Some people enjoy the sexual act of eating others squitcicles. These people are generally referred to with the term "Freak".

I'll be out of the toilet in a minute, Mum. I'm just wiping off these Squitcicles.

by Josh Knight May 2, 2006

Shitcicle

When you stick your finger up a guy/girls butt and they shit onto your finger then you lick it off like licking a popsicle.

Last night I made a shitcicle with my girlfriend and it tasted delicious

by Skahtee1 December 7, 2009

Snotcicle

The frozen mucus and leukocytes in a cold nose, mustache or beard.

After shoveling snow for an hour, Reid had built up a variety of snotcicles on his face and nose.

by Argo F. Kilter May 5, 2015

Shitcicle

Either

A shit (animal or human) that has frozen causing it to become brittle.
or
A saying expressed during a bad situation or event.

Oh shitcicle! i just stood on a shitcicle because i could not see it under the snow.

by JohnCena.memez September 24, 2018

slutice

Extended, original form of the word "slut"; used to refer to females that are in the habit of frequently practicing sexual acts with multiple partners.

My buddy Stu thought this girl was totally hot; I knew she was a slutice though.

by Dash McButternuts January 6, 2009

slutice

The long form of the word slut, used to emphasize an especially whorish person.

Man, that bitch wasn't just be annoying, she was acting like a total slutice.

by TDX May 30, 2008