Squitcicles 

Squitcicles are long, dangly formations of poo, usually formed around a man's anus, due to long unkempt hair found in this region.

Squitcicles are generally painful to remove, requiring a long, and slow pull, in order to slide them off the hair, without ripping the hair out by the roots. An alternative method of eliminating Squitcicles is to run them under warm, soapy water, as this dissolves the fecal matter, and leaves the hair sanitised in the process. However, this is not always possible in public.

Squitcicles are usually the result of a bad, or incorrect method of wiping, or sometimes resulting in no wiping whatsoever. Some people enjoy the sexual act of eating others squitcicles. These people are generally referred to with the term "Freak".

I'll be out of the toilet in a minute, Mum. I'm just wiping off these Squitcicles.

Squitcicles by Josh Knight May 2, 2006

surface shitcicles 

When you own a dog and must clean up the poop in the winter but forget to and it snows burying the poop, then you can only clean up the recently deposited ones visible on top of the snow.

I have to pick up the Surface Shitcicles in the backyard, I have to wait for the snow to melt to get the rest.

surface shitcicles by ZEROor60 September 22, 2016

squidcicle 

A nerd, asshole, etc...

Anthony is a squidcicle

squidcicle by Thequeerbagel May 17, 2016