Glutarded

Sam Johnson

After learning that he was allergic to gluten, Sam was diagnosed as glutarded.

by DankGod420 March 31, 2019

Shitarded

So drunk your shit-faced and retarded

damn did u see that whore lizette at the party? She can't handle her licquor at all she puked all over, she was so shitarded!

by Sexy Beyotch December 27, 2004

stuparded

adj.

1. Describing an action, person, or circumstance that is so ridiculous and idiotic that neither "stupid" nor "retarded" can rightfully describe it on their own.

Obama: I know our national debt is in the trillians but let's spend 800 billion more imaginary dollars to jump start the economy.

Me: That's stuparded.

by einstein2010 February 20, 2009

sextarded

Someone that is sexually inept. They do not know how to do anything sexual. They lay there. They make no noise.

He has no idea what to do in bed. He is sextarded.

by KKLLMM April 24, 2011

shitarded

adj.: 1. how one feels after finishing the two forties taped to one's hands
2. the state one must be in to go to toad's
n.: 3. the goal of any squadron event
v.: 4. finding your zen

He was so shitarded he couldn't talk, walk, or pee.

by tobym April 30, 2005

slutarse

A male or female that displays very slutty tendencies

Kevin you are such a slutarse for sleeping with all those girls.

by abigail08 April 9, 2008

Satarded

When you use the word 'retarded' in a satarical way, absolving you of any offense it may cause.

If you call someone 'retarded' in a derogatory tone, you may cause offense and should be fired if used whilst working, however if you are doing it for 'satire' it is perfectly fine. But to be clear you should you 'satarded' instead of 'retarded'.

by JockMcRowdy February 18, 2010