Sloppy Hungarian 

The act of pulling out of anal sex to fast to reveal a pink sock and then followed by diarrhea

After a month of hard work Roger finally got Karen to do anal, when suddenly her father knocked on the door and Roger jumped up so fast he gave her a sloppy Hungarian.

Sloppy Hungarian by 41big41 September 5, 2011

Sloppy Hoes 

Sloppy joe sandwiches made from a girls period blood instead of tomato sauce. Delicious and nutritious.

Bonus points if you use ground up placenta and/or dead fetus as a substitute for ground beef.

My girlfriend made some delicious Sloppy Hoes for the neighborhood children yesterday. She's in jail now, but it was worth it.

Sloppy Hoes by King Butthole October 24, 2019

Sloppy Hot-dog Special 

When a guy and girl fall asleep naked in the spooning position and the guy has a wet dream. Due to the spooning position the guys member has slid in between the girls butt cheeks creating a hot-dog effect. When he ejaculates in her ass crack it makes it sloppy.

When Mark tells his friends about the strange circumstances surrounding his wet dream last night one of his buddies exclaims: " it was sort of like a sloppy hot-dog special."

Sloppy Hot-dog Special by AR Special November 24, 2010

Sloppy Hotpocket 

A sexual act wherein one party inserts a frozen hot pocket into their anus, and let's it warm to body temperature. A second party penetrates the anus of the first party until the hot pocket has been scrambled, and climaxes. The second party then consumes the remains of the act directly out of the first party's anus, then proceeds to chew, swallow, and/or spit it into the first party's mouth.

I once had a boyfriend who wanted me to give him a sloppy hotpocket. Now we've been married for seven years.

Sloppy Hotpocket by Rockerton June 20, 2018

Sloppy Hofmann 

When you shit in a girl's vagina and then stuff ground beef into the orifice. Then she expels it onto a kaiser roll and seasons it with a small Indian man's pubes.

He said he was hungry and horny, so I made him a Sloppy Hofmann.

Sloppy Hofmann by Yanbo May 2, 2010

sloppy Hot 

Trying to make yourself look good but you pretend like your not trying

Go tanning and not put make-up on, Straightening your hair and putting it in a ponytail. Make-up to the gym....All sloppy Hot

sloppy Hot by A-MACIllinoisRotoAxo April 15, 2011

Sloppy Hand 

When one ejaculates onto ones hand and slaps the girl/guy across the face with that hand after a blowjob. Done best when recipient does not know it is going to happen.

Vijay sloppy handed her so hard, she fell over.

Sloppy Hand by VTG September 2, 2012