slopopotamus

(noun) A girl who's so drunk that she turns into a sloppy hippopotamus, knocking over everyone and everything.

"When Dina walked out the club, she turned into a slopopotamus!" -The Situation, Jersey Shore

"This gay bar is full of slopopotamuses. Who let all of these women in here?" -Uncredited

by Jolifer March 5, 2011

Slopposite

Noun. A sloppy job of doing the wrong thing.

Worker: we built a pretty bad spaceship, sir.

Boss: what!?!? I told you to build a tunnel to the center of the earth and you did just the slopposite! Fucking bastards.

by Prplman's iPod May 14, 2009

Sloppopotamus

Is a incredibly drunk person that turns into a retarded dinosaur raptor with there hands postured in front of there frail chest. These individuals are usually frail to begin with and once they get drunk they tend to fall face first down staircases.

Hey Nell’s do you think Kevin will turn into a sloppopotamus if he drinks the liquor tonight?

by John Unger January 3, 2019

Slopsophagus

When you throat fuck a girl and push the tip of your dick so deep it gets squeezed by her esophagus, giving the sensation of finding a brand new tight hole you never knew existed. In other words, slopsophagus is sloppy top and reaches into the esophagus.

“Damn bro, so I was getting some sloppy top from Becky last night, and she took it so deep I felt my dick get squeezed by her esophagus, it was that slopsophagus.

by ThroatGoat9000 October 13, 2020

Vengeful Slophole

A well-trodden, sloppy and particularly menacing vagina.

I say, Dawn, I was expecting Sarah's clunge to be a tarty snapper but to my horror it turned out to be a vengeful slophole. Lucky to have made it out in one piece.

by Vote for Raoul March 23, 2019

SLOPMOD

SLOPMOD: based on the Miltary term SOPMOD. A 'slopmod': is a one of a kind hand-made or modified air rifle or pistol that includes tactical elements or styling after modification--SLOPMOD. (2009 NightOpsTech)

What used to be called a "Custom" air rifle, if done by hand, at home could be now called a "SLOPMOD". (2009 NightOpsTech)

by NightOpsTech May 14, 2009

slophouse

a female whos excessive drinking results in absolutely no control over her body or gentleman she will engage in sexual relations with at any given time

sara is a gigantic slophouse

by Christopher Mathison March 1, 2005