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slimy slooge

A slimy slooge is the phrase used to describe when a horny man, captures an eel from the ocean, puts it in a bucket, carries the bucket to a random hot ladies house, then breaks into the bedroom, waits for the woman to go in the room and start taking off her clothes, then taking the eel out of the bucket, taping it to your dick and running around the room screaming, “GIVE ME HEAD YOU SILLY MONKEY” as the eel is thrashing around.
The man woke up and chose to give a slimy slooge to the girl he saw at the pool yesterday.
by Alex Franses May 20, 2024
mugGet the slimy sloogemug.

sloog

For when you're lazy and sleepy at the same time.

Also can mean nothing, generally used as a random term for when you don't know what to say.
"Damn I'm sloogy"
by anonymous August 12, 2023
mugGet the sloogmug.

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