sponged 

someone who has comsumed more alcohol than their body can handle.

After drinking all day, she was sponged.

sponged by illegalien November 20, 2006

Slonge 

When one rubs a body part (usually the hand) on another's neck. This will result in a brief but distinct choking noise.

"dude, i'm gonna go slonge Bridget"
"cool man"
"CKKKKKKKKKHHH"

Slonge by Joe/Dan/Kevin January 3, 2009

Shlonged 

A term widely used in politics to refer to “beaten badly”, known very well by the media.

Person A: “Did you hear about how Hilary got shlonged by Obama?”
Person B: “Yeah, I saw Trump’s tweet about it!”

Shlonged by FireKetchup248 January 15, 2021

Slanged Up 

When someone is from a different area and uses different slang than you're used to, even though you understand it.

Or when you meet someone that uses slang, and you don't expect them to talk that way.

Cute Asian Girl Hipster: "hey lil mama how you doin' girl? you know how we play hard"
Hip Girl: "oh shoot, you all slanged up mami"

Slanged Up by puck as fuck September 7, 2009

Shlonged 

When an asian male puts his penis in another mans butthole. When you get a shlong in the buns.

Did you hear what happened to Matt in prison, He totally got shlonged

Shlonged by GorillaFighting March 2, 2014

Sponged 

The act of slapping one’s face with a Sponge.

I Sponged you damn good nigga.

Sponged by Zac James June 1, 2004

Slonked

A welsh term for when you knock someone out so hard they either start to foam out the mouth or start to have a seizure or both

Did you here Mattew just slonked Jamie he is literally in the hospital recovering

Slonked by Fat slobby gremmy January 2, 2019