A beautiful young woman who is married to Jace Lee Norman and often eats food. She is often known for her beauty
by Yolanda Yokies June 25, 2018
Get the Sloane Osterfeld mug.someone who only smokes weed alone
mainly because of extreme paranoia and social anxiety
they may also just want to escape reality and be in their own world
mainly because of extreme paranoia and social anxiety
they may also just want to escape reality and be in their own world
swim: for someone whos buys plenty of weed iv never seen you stoned
leo: i told you already im a muthafuckin sloner!
swim:...wheres my cash?
leo: alright lets smoke
leo: i told you already im a muthafuckin sloner!
swim:...wheres my cash?
leo: alright lets smoke
by fuckinleo December 9, 2008
Get the Sloner mug.A sneaky little Mexican named Luis (or Luisa, on the streets). Always late for everything especially when he is supposed to be early. Got drunk in Reno and fell asleep with some random guy.
by Rn2d@3ddr November 7, 2009
Get the Geo SloMo mug.1. An awkward moment in which you accidentally make direct eye contact with another person who hates you and life suddenly goes into slow motion for approximately 3 seconds until eye contact or silence is broken.
2. Moments also engaged by rivals, such as a criminal to a police officer. This is most often experienced when someone accidentally speeds past a police officer on the side of the road. The very moment of realization by the speeder will throw him into a sloment as he turns his head and watches himself get gunned.
2. Moments also engaged by rivals, such as a criminal to a police officer. This is most often experienced when someone accidentally speeds past a police officer on the side of the road. The very moment of realization by the speeder will throw him into a sloment as he turns his head and watches himself get gunned.
As I turned the corner going 140mph in my black, Chevy Cobalt SS, I experienced a true sloment as I ripped past a cop chilling on the side of the road. After pulling me over, he wrote me a ticket for $500 and impounded my car. As they were towing away my baby, my mom rolled up. As she stepped out of the car, our eyes connected. The sloment was so intense that I could see the wrinkles under her eyes form as she glared at me - pissed that I just lost the car she hadn't even finished paying off yet. It was almost a mercy killing when the cop slapped cuffs on me and put me in the back of his car - better his than hers.
by chasevrocket January 17, 2010
Get the Sloment mug.Tony:Reggie stop being a crackershit slong beater.
Reggie:You touch her ass again and I'll beat the shit out of you!
Reggie:You touch her ass again and I'll beat the shit out of you!
by Theinsultist May 16, 2014
Get the Crackershit Slong Beater mug."dude did see that girl with peter?" "yea, she wants him because he's got a big slong" "man i wish i had his slong"
by pete March 11, 2004
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