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Bill: I went up to SLoMo this weekend for the Rams game.
Bob: I'm sorry to hear that.
SLoMo by Dan Proprietor August 19, 2012
Used to define a fellow motorist who is both slow and a homo. This is most commonly used when waiting on a passing car to make a turn. At first judgement you think the car is too close to make the turn, but soon after notice that said car is going way to freaking slow and you should have just gone a long time ago.
"Come on, slomo, hurry the hell up.."
slomo by V-Smack July 5, 2007
(n) Someone who is both gay and retarded.
Dave is a slomo because he is both gay and retarded.
slomo by muthafugga March 9, 2004
Someone who is both a slut and a homosexual.
Willow is such a slomo, I see him leaving faces with a different guy every night!
SLOMO by JUSTIN February 4, 2005
A very slow and ineffective dud pretending to be a leader, does not know what he is doing, putting the team/country behind others
1. We have a Slomo that puts us behind the rest of the world in broadband speed.
2. Slomo is why we are taking so bloody long to achieve herd immunity.
3. Whilst the rest of the world knows the "How" and the "When" to deal with climate change, Slomo is still not yet figured out the "How" nor the "When".
Slomo by Grimerbobby April 24, 2021

slomo sapiens

A species of human beings that walk slowly everywhere and block your path.
Sam: Dude, why are you so late?
Dude: Slomo sapiens. Fucking slomo sapiens.
Sam: Oh, got it.
slomo sapiens by hwip July 16, 2011