sloke

n. - a person, usually male, around 6'3, with a heavy British accent that sounds like a cross between Ozzy Osbourne and Wallace from Wallace and Gromit. Synonyms- Sam

by muahahaha February 4, 2003

sloke

When you have been eating a lot of salt, or 'cloggy' foods, and you have a drink of either coke or pepsi. A sloke is the feeling you get down your throat when you drink it. A cold chilling fizzy sensation that cures all your dehydrated clogginess.

'I need a sloke after that pizza!'

'The way it slokes down my throat...incredible'

'Bursting for a sloke i swear! I'm so dehydrated :('

by fholme April 7, 2010

Sloke

To slap and choke someone. This could be done as a single motion, but usually is seperated by derogatory remarks/threats.

Blake found out the baby wasn't his, and he sloked that ho right on stage!

by ~ Ill Clinton ~ December 11, 2009

sloke

Is a chocolate chip and banananannna pancake on top of a rake, it has toes and it honks also likes to lick.

the Sloke that was inside her legs on wednesday morning.

by Sharon_ November 11, 2008

sloki

sloki

when you're fresh as hell but something missing sloki

by sanxity November 5, 2018

Slokey

Stay low key

We’re about to hit this slokey function. My squad is slokey

by yoosuhdood January 7, 2019

slokin

When you wake up slokin your pobber. Use your pointer finger to poke your slobber.

Yo, you slokin?

by Storn September 14, 2021