Landan Slinker

Landan Slinker is a little (BIG) bitch who likes to eat all your food and tell dark jokes

Guy1”oh shit it’s that kid” guy2”oh fuck it’s landan Slinker shit run” popular bitch girl (Parker) “ OH FUCK A GINGER FUCK HES UGLY SKSKSK” guy 1”Parker’s a bitch” guy 2 “well so it Landan slinker

by Itscamtheman November 4, 2019

Slinket

An oversized blanket with sleeves worn by fashionless teenagers and the elderly.

"Is your sister wearing a robe backwards?"
"No, that's just her Slinket. (eye roll)"

by JuiiceBox February 12, 2010

slinker

to creep away without anyone noticing.

He slinkered from his room, to the kitchen, to the restroom.

by timothytj1 June 6, 2016

slinker

n: a person who slowly blinks. Synonymous to a sleeping person aka a slinker.

When a person starts to slowly blink - they become a slinker.

Sometimes may be used in a derogatory sence when a person sleeps too much.

Erika, you are such a slinker - I can't believe you've slinked all day yesterday.

by Vitali April 30, 2006

Slinkee

The coolest fucker you may know

Slinkee is a fucking pimp

by Mr. It January 20, 2009

slinkyhobble

a sexual act where the man places a moist slinky in a womans mouth whilst pulling back and forth with his penis. This is

Guy: hey i got a slinky
Girl: wanna hobble
*5 hours later
girl: i wanna eat that fucking slinky now
and that is slinkyhobble

by thedictionalrialwordestyman August 2, 2016

slinked

When yo girl or man tells you the date is off after the start time.

How was Brittney last night!

Dude, totally slinked me. We were supposed meet at 7, but she calls me at 7:15 saying she can't.

by TheAonicMaster February 20, 2017