Sleeprocked

To be rock at a show/ concert/ event/ venue so hard that you can no longer stand or stay awake

last night at the show i got sleeprocked

by Sleeprockers July 4, 2011

Sleepjacker

One who Jacks-off in his sleep

I woke up with a sore shoulder, because I'm a compulsive sleepjacker.

by A2jorge June 17, 2020

Arctic Speedfuck

Similar to the Alaskan Pipeline, but for those people who can't wait for the shit to freeze in the freezer. To commit the Arctic Speedfuck, a man shits directly into a vat of liquid nitrogen, which freezes it instantly (also removing the need to shit into a condom in the first place). Having frozen immediately, the man takes the shit dildo and inserts it into either the vagina or ass of a woman for pleasure purposes, or indeed himself (the Self Arctic Speedfuck).

Oh man, I was so bored in my lab today that I performed an Arctic Speedfuck on my Asian lab assistant Carly. She seemed to enjoy it so much that I took another dump and arctic speedfucked myself! What a self imbibe!

by MB2011 August 14, 2011

slurpfuck

A slurpfuck is when you make a girl squirt, collect her vaginal fluids in a container over hte course of a year and throw it in a blender with some ice! You then make her eat it!

My wife has a slurpfuck fetish and as such we have to ration our supply of her sweet, sweet nectar.

by spacefuck April 26, 2008

Sheepfucker

A guy who fucks a sheep one time is a sheepfucker.

This dude skipped class to fuck a sheep today yo that's a sheepfucker.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2018

Sleepcocking

Verb: The act of awaking from a long dream of dick sucking, and a cock is in your mouth.

I can't believe Holly sleepcocked last night! Oh, she gets caught sleepcocking all the time.

by Mcshakey September 27, 2010

sheepfucker

A slang term for a person from New Zealand. More derogatory than Kiwi

"Baa means no, asshat."

"How do you know it doesn't mean 'Take me!'. Eh?"

"Sheepfucker."

by tntoak August 28, 2006