slapjacking

To jack off slowly not with the purpose of ejaculating but with the purpose of getting primed up for your significant other to walk in and finish.

Shook was slapjacking in bed waiting for his girl to come in. She never walked in and the slapjack went to a fulljack.

by Chaitdeezy August 8, 2016

Slappyacheek

Invented during the 21st century, over the course of a sleepover in the home of an Mt Crosby guy, Slappyacheek is a game in which the players compete to slap each other across the cheek. Even though there isn't a specific winner or aim (besides slapping the other players), Slappyacheek, on many occasions has proved to be a fun and enjoyable way to spend time with your friends.

"Ahhhhhhh Slappyacheek!" he exclaimed while slapping.

by Jeff's name isn't really Jeff. July 28, 2019

Bombay Slapjack

The act of defecation upon your partner's tits,then.......TITWANK!!!

"Fancy coming back to mine for a Bombay Slapjack?!?!"

by Rorymotion May 10, 2009

SlapJack

A game in which somebody yells "SLAPJACK!" and brutally slaps someone until their organs shut down.

Drew got his ass slapjacked so hard he fucking died.

by Reckewww01 January 26, 2019

slappyface

someone who just needs a good slap across the mouth

Brian's behavior last thursday at the gym proved to me he is a slappyface

by Luke Carmen November 6, 2003

slapjack

Slapping one's own ass while jacking off to their own lower body.

The man slapjacked himself.

by ChloeV124 November 30, 2016

flappyjacks

Another word for gigantic boobs of a fake chick.

That girl has HUGE flappyjacks! Moooooo!!!
Flappyjacks or blue waffles???
Want some syrup with those flappyjacks???

by 54312929 November 13, 2011