invisible monkey slap

An Invisble Munkee Slap (IMS) is a directive handed down by a severely out-of-touch PHB who thinks he is a visionary, but is really just a silly munkee. The PHB likes to think (s)he is doing you a favor, but in reality is just slapping you in the back of head with a poorly planned project which you are now forced to deliver.
Dude, can you believe the freeking IMS I just got? What was that jackass thinking?
by Apakuni May 07, 2004
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two fisted monkey slap

When you grab your penis after being soiled with feces from anal sex with both hands and slap yourpartner across the face with it
Marvin hit mary with a two fisted monkey slap
by squirt kobain May 29, 2010
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