They originate from the north shore: East Boston, Revere, Saugus, Lynn, Stoneham, Melrose, Wakefield...etc. Sometimes they migrate to bars, clubs and lounges in Boston. Maybe even in a club near you! These sluts are usually drunk, full of diseases, really dumb, scantily clad with skimpy imitation name brand shit, dirty looking but really hot all at the same time. And they say stupid shit like "Woo!" and "Biyatch!" and "I'm not drunk!" a lot. And they'll fuck you, your boy, his boy and his dad all in the same night while claiming to be a female player, not a ho. And they live in denial of what they really are. And if you didn't fuck her, you know somebody who did.
We were at one of our spots the other night and there weren't any decent girls there so I got drunk and fucked this slampig!

I can't believe he kissed her! That girl is a straight slampig! He definitely got something now.

That slampig tossed my salad. And I didn't even ask her to!
by Boston's Nasty T December 3, 2008
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A girl, or woman, who loves to be fucked in every hole on her fat body. Especially the ear. That girl who you would only fuck after a keg stand. Imagine fucking a pig.
Ashley Coleman is a slampig. She shit on the bed while fucking Luis.
Tia Haskell is a prime example of a scene slampig.
by ACIABFSSASS May 13, 2006
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A female of excessive girth or barely lacking an aesthetically pleasing physical appearance that is a total slut and will let you poke her with a stick while fucking her because of her lack of self esteem.
Fat Monica from 'Friends' was a total slampig.
by beast_is_wild May 3, 2009
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A female that has lots of sex because she has a low self esteem and has to have sex to feel good about herself. Generally shes a fucking whale, and is a known slut.
Brian: "I can't believe you had sex with her, shes so fat!"
Frog: "Aw whatever, shes Just a SLAMPIG!"
by Adelburg June 27, 2007
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(n) A female who a male would only have sex with, once, while heavily under the influence of alcohol. She may in fact resemble a pig.
Yo man, I don't give a fuck I was so drunk. That jawn was just a slampig.
by pbrevival October 9, 2008
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A person of hefty stature, usually a female, whom is looking for the "D" and is usually taken home with great ease. Many may awake wishing that they would have gone to her house so that they could easily sneak out. No further relationship is needed nor warranted.
I'm drunk enough to where that slampig is looking alright tonight.
by SlapnutzMcgee September 2, 2008
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