A hot chick who willingly participates in sweater making, sandwhich making, sex, and blowjobs or any combination.
by SOFA KING chill December 6, 2011
Get the Slampiecemug. Somebody who is used only to have sex with. Not dating material or worth respecting in the eyes of the douche who uses this word.
Friends: "What are you doing tonight?"
Twat: "Summoning my slampiece and having a good time."
Friends: "Dickhead."
Twat: "Summoning my slampiece and having a good time."
Friends: "Dickhead."
by Ocean-eyes October 13, 2019
Get the Slampiecemug. A term used to categorize the hook up partners specific to the president of a sorority or fraternity. The stress level related with being president of a Greek organization is so high that it is essential the president is constantly getting laid in order to carry out their responsibilities. A space filler between relationships whose job requires answering 2am booty calls, cooking dinner and frequent back massages.
President: I called the presidential slampiece last night, at like 2am.
Sister: Oh yea?
President: Yeah he came over but I'm keeping him around until someone better happens.
Sister: Oh yea?
President: Yeah he came over but I'm keeping him around until someone better happens.
by TriDKT2010 December 18, 2010
Get the Presidential Slampiecemug. by slampiecemasta November 14, 2011
Get the Slampiecemug. The Natty to Slampiece Ration (NSR) is the mathematical law defining the fixed ratio of Nattys to Slampieces in a given area at any given time, per 1 Bro. When N= natty and S= slampiece, the ratio is as follows: S>N.
For instance, if there is 1 Natty, before the Natty can be consumed, there must be at least one slampiece in close proximity to that natty. This law is closely related to the Bro to Slampiece Ratio (BSR) and the Natty to Bro Ratio (NBR).
For instance, if there is 1 Natty, before the Natty can be consumed, there must be at least one slampiece in close proximity to that natty. This law is closely related to the Bro to Slampiece Ratio (BSR) and the Natty to Bro Ratio (NBR).
Bro 1 and Bro 2 are talking on the phone.
Bro 1: Bro, i've got a real problem. I was about to pound a six-pack of Natty here but then i realized- I only have 5 slampieces! My Natty to Slampiece Ratio is totally unchill, bro! Can you help a bro out, bro?
Bro 2: Absbrolutely, bro. I'll be right over. It just so happens I've got an extra slampiece right here.
Bro 1: Thanks bro. You're the best bro a bro could ask for.
Bro 1: Bro, i've got a real problem. I was about to pound a six-pack of Natty here but then i realized- I only have 5 slampieces! My Natty to Slampiece Ratio is totally unchill, bro! Can you help a bro out, bro?
Bro 2: Absbrolutely, bro. I'll be right over. It just so happens I've got an extra slampiece right here.
Bro 1: Thanks bro. You're the best bro a bro could ask for.
by E. R. Smith November 6, 2010
Get the Natty to Slampiece Ratiomug.