Slamacow

An exclamation used when something awesome has just happened.

Slamacow! That was tops! Who's not good at math? I was all "four!"

by Finn the Human Boy January 16, 2011

Slamability

The scale of which to rate someone's sexual potential

"She's fit - definitely scores high on the slamability scale."

"What a shambles - I'd give her 1 on the slamability scale."

"I met this girl
Oh yeah, what's her slamability?
10 out of 10 - 100% slamable"

by JERM-GF May 20, 2011

Slamapilled

A term that that defines an individual who desperately tries to censor anything that goes against their own logic in some cases even trying to get as much attention as they possibly can in the process.

These individuals are typically ones that spend too much time inside a Hivemind and are unable to distinguish between what's real and what's fake.

user: "hey, why was i banned from this server? i haven't broken any rules."
discord insert controversial topic here admin: "reasons."
user: "slamapilled!"

by KingBachTheReal September 15, 2021

samali

Samali is an awesome person and a pleasure to be around. She is beautiful, kind and caring. Samali's are usually quite smart and musical.

She is a loyal friend and always helps others. Most samali's are sporty.

It is hard to gain her trust and love, but once you do she will love you forever.

She can also be arrogant at times but you can never stay angry with her for too long.

Again, she is one of the most beautiful people you will ever meet.

She has an amazing personality.

Samali is an awesome person to be with and a pleasure.

by Sur22 February 6, 2018

Slamulet

Also known as a "good luck charm", a slamulet is an object believed to confer protection upon its possessor, usually referring to those worn by basketballers.

"The hell is Michael wearing on his wrist?"
"It's a slamulet, you muppet."

by jockerty March 31, 2019

shamala

a positive response to anything

Tony said, "It looks like a great day today, babe." Susie said, "Shamala".

by The AHH's February 25, 2008

spamalanche

An excess flood of spam.
Usually occurs during a chat or when opening your email inbox.

(In a chatroom)
6ubl3rf4n: I know, so cool
DarkLight: mah fav movie 2
random spammer: *&^*(OIUGHUIHGtghy97tfy7y9u9ugt7yfut7ig
random spammer: UIHGY(&T&YUIH&y80iout798^&(*^*Uihgyihgt79y*U
random spammer: T&*OUIYT*UOIHGTY*89uiokj
random spammer: ty9oihgft7989
DarkLight: hey! stop that
random spammer: UYOIHGYui809iuhoj
DarkLight: wat going on?
6ubl3rf4n: Oh noes! run its a spamalanche!

(when opening your inbox)
George: What th--? 20 new emails?
Jayne: 20? Who're they from?
George: Ah, forget about it. They're all spam...
Jayne: (laughes) you've just been hit by a spamalanche

by 6ubl3rf4n April 15, 2009