Get the best slalom kayker evermug. (noun)
a day so totally crappy that it seemed like a race down a winding, spiraling, horrendous F-you course, marked by more and more notable shittiness happening to you at blinding speed, one event after another, and accruing more crappiness at every moment, totally beyond your control, until the end.
a day so totally crappy that it seemed like a race down a winding, spiraling, horrendous F-you course, marked by more and more notable shittiness happening to you at blinding speed, one event after another, and accruing more crappiness at every moment, totally beyond your control, until the end.
Man. Joe was caught waxing it in the office bathroom, then heard that his girlfriend cheated on him, THEN got a $325 speeding ticket on the way home. He's had a total shit-day slalom.
by Holly M S February 15, 2012
Get the shit-day slalommug. When you are driving on a narrower side street and have to keep weaving back and forth around parked cars.
by denshanosenshi May 23, 2019
Get the Suburban Slalommug. When three burly men are stuffed in a single cab truck and the one in the middle starts cranking the other two simultaneously
“Hey man that’s a pretty small truck, mustve been uncomfortable with three big dudes in there”
“Wasn’t so bad once the guy in the middle suggested a New Hampshire Ski Slalom”
“Wasn’t so bad once the guy in the middle suggested a New Hampshire Ski Slalom”
by thechonkingSTEWARD April 12, 2022
Get the new hampshire ski slalommug. When a girl in a wheel chair gives you a blow job by opening her mouth and rolling the chair back and forth.
by Tommy4 January 21, 2025
Get the Special Olympic Slalommug. A plethora of Slalom environnements arranged in a sequence on the slopes of Mont Ste-Marie (Québec, Canada).
by bbodoin March 21, 2022
Get the SLALOM MANIAmug.