Betty Swallocks

A way of saying "sweaty ballocks" politely. Used by the sporty and jock-like people widely.

Oh man i just came from a double period of rugby. Gave me major Betty Swallocks

by Calum Harrison February 4, 2009

Skulliocus

Too Much Head (Blow Jobs) in a 24 hour period.

That girl gave me Skulliocus.

by Professor Random March 15, 2003

Shillocks

Micra Language, along the same lines as Spafe, this word is a combination of shit and bollocks.

that was teh biggest pile of shillocks ever

by Pierce January 28, 2004

skulljockey

A lovable drunk who plans to work in filmmaking and uses a Mac.

Did you see skulljockey\'s version of Othello? Me either.

by pulsating_walleye April 26, 2005

smollocks

a term for not having much storage space.

i just moved house but i'm going to have to get rid of some things because i've got smollocks.

by listypoos November 4, 2004

swallocks

Swallows Ballocks

Yeah, that guy likes to swallocks.

by Crispynooble May 23, 2016

Skillonks

When’s mans making bare p with skill and he just boujie so instead of tesco 4 pound meal deal he getting Sainsbury’s 5 pound meal deal

“I’m just bare skillonks innit fam”

by The man of bare weird words March 19, 2021