by S. Kronk November 18, 2004
Get the Skronk mug.A torture device often used by Shrek Covenant members. It is six feet in length, and six inches in diameter. it has barbs, two inches long, for hooking into the intestine. By tradition, the Barbed Shrock must be inserted all the way, held in for two minutes, and then pulled out viciously. Often pulling out the lower intestine with it. There are variations to this method of punishment. Such as sometimes the partner of the offender must eat their lower intestine after it has been pulled out.
Due to your offense to the Ogre Lord Shrek during the sacred act of Shrex, you are punished to the Barbed Shrock.
by Bishop of The Shrek Covenant September 16, 2019
Get the Barbed Shrock mug.Skronky is a combination of skeevy, skeazy, and raunchy. When you've been at a rave for twelve hours and you find your pant legs have become saturated with a substance all the way up to the knees, that substance is skronky. This one kind of skronky substance, also called "raver gravy", often contains toxic goo from broken glowsticks, dust and dirt from warehouse floors, raver vomit, sparkly glitter and confetti raver trash, plastic from broken braclets and necklaces, crackwhore saliva, blood, condensation from dripping pipes above, and raw unfiltered cancer.
I was camping in the Bay and when I passed out in an old fire pit my friends gave me a shopping bag full of dirt to use as a pillow and I didn't realize what it was until morning and now I feel skronky.
Kat and Jarrod spitting phlegm on each other is too skronky for me to watch.
Kat and Jarrod spitting phlegm on each other is too skronky for me to watch.
by emdashed May 13, 2004
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Leela from Futurama said the phrase "This toads the wet sprocket!" in an episode entitled "Future Stock". This is a reference to "Toad the Wet Sprocket", an American folk rock band that formed in 1986.
Leela from Futurama said the phrase "This toads the wet sprocket!" in an episode entitled "Future Stock". This is a reference to "Toad the Wet Sprocket", an American folk rock band that formed in 1986.
by Ziekerz September 2, 2007
Get the This Toads the Wet Sprocket! mug.a raondom person (Janitor) who walks around whistling aything that comes to mind, never in tune, or never actually a song.
by Richard Parker April 3, 2006
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Get the shrockapod mug.A small woodland creature, about the size of the common ferret, that looks like it was born inside out.
-Look mummy, that squirrel is all pink!
-That's not a squirrel dear, its a sprockle. Please don't poke it.
-That's not a squirrel dear, its a sprockle. Please don't poke it.
by JohnnyK January 4, 2004
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