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Scritch

A negatively used term for a scummy family from upstate New York. This term “Scrtich “ can be added to any phrase or sentence to add derogatory value and scummyness .
If anyone calls you a “Scritch”, drop the gloves and fight immediately.
Scritch is a modern term for a scumbag
See also pickle park
Don’t shit near Pickle Park, no toilets to take a scritch.
by RL&TL July 5, 2020
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skitch slap

(v) skitch slap: the act of slapping something down by annotating a screenshot or image. See also bitch slap.
The impatient product manager skitch slapped me for my bad choice of charting colors.
by Nick Pellow April 22, 2008
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skitching the wagon

A period of deliberate abstinence from alcohol to assuage concerns that the subject is an alcoholic, only to resume drinking the moment no one is looking. The act of faking sobriety.

Derived from 'skitching' (skate hitching, i.e. grabbing onto a car for momentum while skateboarding or rollerblading) and the 'wagon' metaphor for sobriety (on the wagon, fall off the wagon, etc).
"Happy Humpday, Bill. Skitching the wagon again, I see."
"I haven't had so much as an O'Doul's in days. If these goddamn inspectors aren't out of here by Monday, I'm gonna lose my fuckin' mind."
"Wanna smell my flask? There's nothing in it, but-"
*grab* *SSSSSNNNNNNIF* "Oooohhh..."
by David Davids0n March 3, 2010
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scritchies

1. The gentle scratching, or rubbing with the fingertips, of one's head, back, or similar hard-to-reach area by another person. Scritchies are assumed to be on the head unless otherwise specified.
2. To give scritchies: To scratch someone else in this manner.
3. A scritchie: A specific instance of someone giving somone else scritchies. The singular is rarely used.
1. Scritchies are fun.
2. He tried giving her scritchies to cheer her up.
3. This is turning out to be a very long scritchie.
by Artscrafter April 7, 2005
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skritches

The act of scratching a pet in a quick motion by making a opening and closing claw motion. Like scratching/itching at the same time.
Hey kitty, want some skritches?
by Dmanusos March 1, 2018
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sritch

Sorority girl 1: Don't you have to go back to your house for a chapter meeting?
Sorority girl 2: No way, that place is full of sritches
by cabbagepatch20 November 16, 2014
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Skitchh

This word is used to replace words like good, coo and fyeee “this word is better used in a high or a low pitch tone”
Aye bro how are you? “I’m skitchhhhh and you?”

Ayeeee your outfit is skitchhhh

Dude the food at that cookout was skitchhh
by MO-NAY July 24, 2020
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