flip a scrimple

1. A phrase used to replace any other phrase; usually derogatory
2. Can be used interchangeably with "smurf"

Dude, don't flip a scrimple
Holy cow, he just flipped a scrimple!
You're such a scrimple flipper
Pardon me, I have to go flip a scrimple
Go flip a scrimple you scrimple flippin' scrimple flipper

by xandermoser April 26, 2006

Skrymples

Pimples that occur due to excessive amounts of Skyrim playing.

I know that I have been playing too much Skyrim when I begin developing Skrymples.

by Cheese Wheelder November 21, 2011

Scrimples

Pimples, on-or-about the scrotum.

Frequent waxing may lead to painful scrimples.

by Bill McNeal July 30, 2008

Skrumpleton

1. NOUN. (Literally,) a skanky, frumpy, simpleton.

2. NOUN. An unpleasant woman; a fishwife.

3. NOUN. A generally disappointing individual, (male, female, or other.)

4) ADJECTIVE. Of or pertaining to one who could be described as a scrumpleton.

a) typically paired with a descriptor such as 'pure,' 'total,' or 'complete.'

(As in, "He/she/it is pure SKRUMPLETON.")

5) NOUN. A disreputable town or area; (a "Skrumple Town," if you will.)

Sadly, some of my closest friends have devolved into SKRUMPLETONS lo these many months.

by Toot-a-Lou! October 30, 2017

Scrimple

A Scrimple is a term used to describe a minuscule amount of something. Mostly used when it's the last bit of something which won't really do the job but it will have to do.

Spud: Tea anyone?
Edward: Ohh, yes please (in a very British accent)!
Spud: *checks milk* ... Ed, you still want tea? There's only a scrimple amount of milk left
Dave: Yeah that will do!

by Sir. SpudLock July 31, 2019

shrimpleton

an undercover agent in the social media community

be careful what you say agent daniel shrimpleton is keeping tabs

by sozdatel March 9, 2021

skrimblewop

skrimble is the bestest person ever i love skrimble so much skrimblewop is a word to describe the 2 skrimbles in my life and only those two skrimbles
1. skrimblewop
2.pebbles

i love yo

Dave:''that is sooo skrimblewop!''
skritty:''hey only I can use that word buddy''

by penisballs69420 June 13, 2022