Shrewd simian

Synonymous for saying someone is one hell of a smart monkey.

Ex 1:
John: Well I’ll be a monkey's uncle! Steve Jobs has made Apple more valuable than Microsoft on the market!

Justin: There's no doubt he's a shrewd simian.

Ex 2:
I just saved a lot of money by switching to GEICO! Call me pretentious, but this car owner feels like one shrewd simian!

by ShrewdSimian June 4, 2010

Sonic Screwdriver

A wicked little contraption that the Doctor uses to get out of sticky sitchs.

Donna: WHAT SHOULD WE DO?!
Dr Who (pulls out sonic screwdriver): I was thinking this.
Bzzzzzz
-THEY AREE NOW OUT OF TROUBLE-

by GODFREY! March 8, 2009

shrewd shrew

Shrewd (savvy, clever, cunning,)

Shrew (bitch, she-devil)

That woman is a Shrewd Shrew!

by Justtayn September 15, 2017

bearded screwdriver

A alcoholic beverage made of a combination of orange juice and apple flavored whiskey.

man, I drank nothing but bearded screwdrivers last night

by ddunn June 13, 2018

Rusty Screwdriver

Similar to a 'Wet Willie', but instead you stick your finger up your but, then the persons ear

John gave me a Wet Willie yesterday, so i got him back with a Rusty Screwdriver!

by scarywolf91 March 19, 2008

Sonic Screwdriver

A cocktail containing blue Jones Soda and Vodka. The Sonic Screwdriver is a variation of the screwdriver cocktail. The name "Sonic Screwdriver" is a reference to the multi-functional tool used by The Doctor in the science-fiction show Doctor Who. "Sonic" may also be in reference to Sonic the Hedgehog due to the character and the drink both being blue. Curaçao Liqueur mixed with orange juice is also referred to as a Sonic Screwdriver.

Friend: "Awwww man!, we're all out of orange juice"

Me: "It's okay I got Jones Soda, we'll makes some Sonic Screwdrivers"

Friend: "What's that?"

Me: "Only the most delectable cocktail ever created!"

by pandaSmore May 14, 2011

Virgin Screwdriver

A screwdriver minus the alcohol. Thus, a virgin screwdriver is merely a new way of saying "orange juice".

Johnny Q-Bert: I'm too young to drink alcohol, but I enjoy drinking a virgin screwdriver every morning before going to school.
Tracey Lafayette: Shut up slacker!
Johnny Q-Bert: Okay.

by JohnnyQBert May 14, 2007