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skeetality

1) a very unkown fatality in the original Mortal Kombat, where the legendary Liu Kang finishes off an enemy by skeeting all over his opponent, suffocating them his massive fountain of jizz.

2) a prominent user seen on the US west server of WC3, often pwning noobs in DotA Allstars.
1) Gaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!! OMFG Dude what the hell, I've only seen a skeetality irl!!

2) Double Kill!!.....leaver detected...BANNED....Triple Kill!!..leaver detected...DOUBLE BANNED. GG RM.
by skeetality May 30, 2009
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Skrette

(skr-eh-t)
A compliment used to tell somebody that they're a very healthy and clean sperm cell.
"Wow, Ms.Skret. Thats a pretty healthy skrette you got there. Mind if I just take it?"

"No! That's my only skrette left, all the others are just skrets!"
by EL and Nep July 27, 2018
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skratadu

A very formal way Mr. Pewdiepie says something i dont know.
He is a skratadu Mr floradu
by Skratadu December 18, 2017
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Skret

A skank who is clearly on Ket .
Dude: Hey u off to the festival mate?
Dude 2: Nah allow it, there's bare Skrets about.
Dude: Yer but they'll prob give u a free blowey
Dude 2: I'm alright to be honest. I'd rather rub one out than let some skretter at me.
by SadiaWillMosh June 22, 2016
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Skrtable

To get away or skrt from a shitty or awkward situation
Girl: omg I just saw my ex boyfriend and his new girlfriend

Girl 2: omg that's so skrtable
by Preacher daughters November 29, 2016
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skretch

A person/situation/place regarded by an individual or a consensus reached among a group that is seen as highly unusual, suspect, or just plain weird.
1. Whoah you see that cop thats been tailing us for the last 6 streets? Skretch.

2. You didn't head from Jane last night?! Well, considering she gave it to me in the bathroom halfway through 6th period...skretch

3. Traveling to North Korea with diplomatic relationships as they are is skretch.
by Master of Nuggets April 22, 2008
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Skeetas

An annoying insect that bites you and sucks your blood. mosquitos
The fuck'n skeetas are bad tonight.
by Kingos9 July 30, 2016
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