polski sklep

Literally means "Polish Shop".

A store selling exclusively Polish products, mostly food but can also include newspapers, magazines, seasonal goods. These have sprung up all over the UK in recent years with the huge influx of Poles, even in those areas where they are outnumbered by other ethnic communities, (such as Tooting in London).

They all mostly stock the same sort of products, which unfortunately means that the more businessmen get in on the act the smaller the profits. Well known products include polish bread, pierogi, danio yogurts, kielbasa, sauerkraut, pickled cucumbers to name a few.

As well as being frequented by Poles, there are a fair share of British consumers who venture into a Polski Sklep.

"God, I can't believe yet another polski sklep has opened on Tooting high street, theres already one about 10 metres down the road"

"Kumpilam te wysmienite ogorki w polskim sklepie na ealingu"

by Morela April 26, 2008

Slewche

Someone who is being extremly slow or dumb.

Chae your a Slewche!

by DrascaL May 8, 2011

Skewed

When you punch someone so hard their face become arranged and tilted to one side.

Person 1: Ayo you saw what happened last night at the bar to person 3?
Person 2: Yeah man, he got fucking skewed

by Jerkyman97 October 16, 2018

Rat Face Train Slew

A slutty girl that had a rat face and talks about explicit sexual stuff in trains in front of strangers.

Damn Muppet that rat face train slew didn't care that people heard her talking about getting banged in the ass.

by anonymous September 11, 2018

shlew

(noun)
1. an overabudance; excess
2. a large extent, amount, or number; a plethora

She's so popular that she has a shlew of friends.

The wealthy man had a shlew of money.

by Julian Banks May 3, 2008

Skewl

Skewl is another way to spell school

"Skewl Sux"

by Jonneh Boi May 7, 2003

Skewel

School. Pronounced like skewer with an L in place of R.

I start skewel on monday.

by Teilor91 November 23, 2011