Selangor

When you talk about the state of Selangor, people will remember that Selangor is always no water supply

Awak duduk Selangor ke Are you live in Selangor?
Kami sengsara disini We're miserable here

by Malaysiantroll November 29, 2020

Skanch

Excessively, unnecessarily and confusingly arrogant. A former frat boy that now desperately clings to his 20's as he goes deeper into his 30's. He feels the need to constantly remind (much to the chagrin) everyone around him, including strangers and friends, about how 'awesome' he is.

Can you believe that guy is wearing three pastel polo shirts with all of the collars popped; what a skanch!

by blueammo May 14, 2011

Shlankey

1.A ridiculously long bowel movement.
2.An incredibly wet and smelly fart.

I made a huge and smelly shlankey in the bathroom.

by Chubsta' April 26, 2004

Donkey Shlankled

You are so fucked up that you have no control over your your sensory or motor functions. You can't even speak, only noises are muttered. You walk out of the bar looking like you just got kicked in the face by a donkey. The highest degree of drunkeness possible.

"Man last night I was donkey shlankled off my ass and banged a 400 lb black chick. I have never been that fucked up before."

"Are you going to the bar tonight."

Response: "Hell yeah man I'm gettin Donkey Shlankled wasted."

by Philly S501 February 26, 2010

skanders

To ignore advice from others after specifically asking questions.

To mess something up totally that was fine in the first place.

Did you see that? he took his car apart for no reason!

Yeah, he pulled a right fucking skanders.

by Really Pissed Off July 19, 2006

Skandar Keynes

Skandar Keynes, a 14 year old british actor best know for his role in the recent Chronicles of Narnia film as Edmund Pevensie. He lives in London and has 2 cats, Puss and Boots, and an older sister called Soumaya. He is distantly related to naturalist Charles Darwin.

A common mispelling for Skandar Keynes name is Skander.
His name is pronounced, Skand-der Canes.

by Barbie___x July 15, 2006

Selandon

A disease that plagues sailors and other nautical workers. Acquired from a deficit of sunlight, Vitamin B, Calcium, and other nutrients. Symptoms are similar to those of scurvy and dementia. There is no known cure.

It is a shame that Landon was diagnosed with selandon after he circumnavigated the globe.

by Dr. Carlisle Alexander White January 13, 2010