Skirting

To set out or depart from some place: go. Most likely used in a party setting where any number of factors may cause you to want to leave (such as a sausage fest, lack of beers, people who aren't as cool as you are, etc.).

Man, this party sucks ass...we're skirting.

"We're about to get outta here."
"You're skirting?"
"Yea, this place blows."

by lankysob April 19, 2005

smirkin' lurkin'

the act of creepily staring down someone in an unwantedly provacative manner

that kid over there has been straight smirkin' lurkin' on ya boy. I finna get Buck in this bitch and whoop some creepy ass.

by yahh boii May 14, 2009

Shirking

When the singer in the band neglects his duty when it comes to packin' shit up and goes missing. Then conveniently returns when all the gear is packed up and says he was "networking".

Bass player: where's the singer?

Guitarist: What a shirking bastard!

by Betamax August 29, 2014

shirkin' the gerkin

Literally, masterbation (male). As in penis = gerkin pickle. Figuratively, not doing anything constructive. Wasting time, either by your own volition, or by another's. Spending time doing something unworthwhile, or incorrectly.

"You were supposed to be working on the new project, but nothing has been done! What have you been doing the last three hours?"

"Shirkin' my gerkin."

or


"So I'm waiting for Shelly to finish getting dressed so we can go out, and I end up sitting in the living room with her parents, just shirkin' the gerkin for a whole hour!"

by the Pope March 17, 2005

Gayer smirking

A smirk with so much homosexuality that only the gayest of the gays can pull it off

That was "gayer smirking" than I could ever pull off.

by Foxytheboss663 January 1, 2020

skriking

to dramatically cry/scream about something that does not merit this type of response.

''It's only a popped balloon, what you skriking for?''

by MineTurtle12 May 1, 2016

up-skirting

Camera voyeurgasm of sticking one's mob. down-up an unnoticing girl's skirt in subway cars and *click* *click* on the booty!

Up-skirting is the down-up version of down-blousing, where the pix are taken from above tits to capture some breast cleavage or boorak, assnecks, canal zone!

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007